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You know your a pothead when . . .

You Know Youre A Stoner When...

Ok so anyways back home my room mate and i started up this list entitled
You know youre a stoner when..we got to like 400 or something, most of which came from some sort of inpiration

YOU KNOW UR A STONER WHEN...
1)You can never pay phone bills on time coz you spend your money on weed

2)You consider 1:30pm in the afternoon to be Early morning

3)You know more about whats going on in tv soaps than u do in your own family
4)Its an effort to pass the tv remote, but not an effort to walk up a steep hill at 2am to 7eleven for munchies

5)You keep finding yourself in front of an open fridge as though food that wasnt there 10mins ago has suddenly appeared

6)You actually consider getting a taxi to 7eleven to get munchies, even though its a 5min walk down the rd

7)You get emails from your teacher/uni tutor asking if youre still doing the subject coz u havent been in class in weeks

8)You say the word "man" at least 4 times in a sentence

9)It takes you half an hr to finish a sentence

10)You order a pizza after returning home from an all-u-can-eat restaurant

11)You have several very full garbage bags in your kitchen coz u havent been bothered to take it outside

12)You never pay rent on time coz youre too stoned to leave the house

13)You have a pile of pizza boxes inside your living room that are taller than you

14)You cant even wait to finish a phone conversation before taking a hit, you have to break off, smoke, then continue the conversation

15)You can barely breathe, your throat is hurting like hell, you cant talk yet you continue to smoke weed

16)You never return home from the supermarket with anything healthy

Ok Ive given up..u add some more

Jurass_Finish_First, I merged your thread w/ this one. JV
 
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"When you wonder what other people do in their spare time "

^ re-quote on this because I'm guilty... ^


~ you've spent just as much on replacing lost/broken pieces as you have on weed to pack them with

"You know your a pothead when . . ."

you use the wrong forms of... you're/your/their/there/they're

there's more but I'm rather high :|
 
You find yourself trying to get your animals/pets high, and consider them potheads too.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herb and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You go to the gas station and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

Someone has ever come up to you and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

Almost every story you tell starts with "This one time we were really high and....."

You passed honors horticulture but flunked 9th grade English.

The people at your local headshop automatically have a selection they pick out for you when you come in because they know your style.

You've ever had a heated debate about the word "funyuns".

You observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Every year you take off of work on April 20th without pay and treat it as a holiday.

You believe that any kid with you at that last outdoor festival that remembers anything is lying.

You bought yourself a blazer just because of it's title.

You find yourself waiting for the stop sign to turn green.

You believe reality could possibly be an illusion created by the lack of good bud.

You've ever cracked jokes about the way fish party after hearing the word seaweed.

I'm done for now......
 
Re: Re: You know you're a pothead when...:

Tad R Fitzsimmions said:
hey that cause i use harder drugs not weed. anyone who knows me knows i don't smoke.

when weed isnt a "hard drug"?
 
when you sneak weed onto a pizza you cooked on your break at the pizza place where you work... every day you work there
 
yeppppp. definitely #1 on the list. I can't seem to figure out what other people do for so long. Theres no way in hell I'd be able to sit here for like hours SOBER and talking to ppl on msn or listenin to music. Smoke spliff, then i'll be able to just sit here and do shit and i wouldnt even care lol.

But really, what the fuck, do those people DO!?
 
hahahaha holy shit, I used to always wonder what sober people did.

I love Synto's list, I can relate to most of them:

Someone has ever come up to you and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

^expecially that one.

I remember one time I was high as SHIT, and this girl walked up to me, obviously interested in me, and she said hi, and I just kinda looked at her, tried to say something, noticed I was too fucking high, so I just smiled, nodded my head, and gave her the thumbs up.

damn, I was high as shiiiit that night.
 
YES!! i have also always wondered what the fuck other people do. if i wasn't high all the time i'd be bored as shit! no wonder sober people get excited about the dumbest shit.
 
what do other people do in their spare time? drink!

ok i know, not the right thread. i guarantee im a bigger stoner than 50% of the people here, maybe even 90%, but i will be drug tested soon and, and well...iive been drinking a lot to compensate

I can def relate to seeing everything as a potential smoking device because I'll be an engineer

heres another: your hand automatically goes to mtv/espn/comedy central/and all the other good channels instinctually, without even thinking about what numbers you're punching in

heres my scheme: 3-0,5-9,4-4,3-3,up,up,up, 2-9, 4-9

thats mtv, comdey central, E!, espn1,2,classic, discovery channel, history channel
 
You and a buddy buy a box of 50 philly cigars and say that your going to smoke them all before they go stail and by the end of the night there all gone. There were a good amount of people over but we never expected to smoke 50 blunts in a little 1 bedroom apt. Damn those were the daze.
 
^holy shit 8o

Between how many people....that means you smoked atleast close to two ounces in one night. If you only put 1 gram in a blunt, which would be a small blunt.

so holy shit.
 
Im sure alot of them had more than a gram. It was a few yrs ago when smoking and taking drugs was life plain and simple. I have no clue how many people were there through out the night. It was nicknamed "the apartment". People that I had never even meet before have been like "yeah I remember the apartment". It was a little 1 bedroom and nobody ever chilled in the bedroom so it was basicly a little kitchen and a living room with anywhere up to 15 people in it at one time. Nobody ever worried about having weed or anything else for that matter. Me and a buddy were paying for it at the end and niether of us stayed there. Damn those were the days.
 
The bottom of ALL of your lighters are coated with resin because you were trying to find the last bit of weed left in that bowl, mostly because you "knew it was there!!!"

You laugh whenever you heard people talk about being straight edge

youve ever eatting a box of 28 packages of gushers in under 30 minutes

you dont consider pot a drug, just a hobbie or something you do all the time

you know abba zabba is your onnllyyy ffrrriiieeennddddd

you have gotten more then 4 people high for their first time
 
dbighead2 said:
hahahaha holy shit, I used to always wonder what sober people did.

I love Synto's list, I can relate to most of them:

Someone has ever come up to you and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

^expecially that one.

I remember one time I was high as SHIT, and this girl walked up to me, obviously interested in me, and she said hi, and I just kinda looked at her, tried to say something, noticed I was too fucking high, so I just smiled, nodded my head, and gave her the thumbs up.

damn, I was high as shiiiit that night.

LOL that's funny shiiit. =D

and whack, i always thought i was the only one wondering what other people do!!!!!! 8o =D
 
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