Tiesto
Bluelighter
LMFAO I GIVE THE THUMBS UP ALL THE FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!
You know your a pothead when . . .
- Thread starter ChemicalSmiles
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Zonee
Bluelighter
ummmm when the bong needs cleaning out because of too much resin in it more than once a day...
when you will drive 120 kms for a 25er.
when you will drive 120 kms for a 25er.
twominds
Bluelighter
Oh man, what was I just gonna type?...............
ChemicalSmiles
Ex-Bluelighter
When you make your girl wait on you because you needed to pick up a big really bad!
-weez
-weez
Roger&Me
Bluelighter
When showering becomes your least favorite weekly chore.
kamikazikid
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2005
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You know you're a stoner when...
- you discover the secret personality of weed and the even more secret personality of hash (pm me and I might tell you the secret)
- you are sitting in a chair and start to kind of "fall over" at a rate of like .25 mph until you realize that you're fully horizontal lol (it happens)
- you make eggs, and are out of pepper, so you garnish the eggs with apple juice in the pan (its fucking good btw)
- you're chilling with some dudes and girls from your school, and turn to a girl, with complete lack-of-game, and say "yoo, um, *insert name here*, uhh, wannna make out?"
- hahaha Endless Night, hell yea on this one "you can eat a 28 pack of gushers in under 30 minutes." Damn right. The same rule applies to a 12 pack of rice crispy treats in 20 minutes
- you're smoking a joint somewhere in the great outdoors, and you get the urge, so you just whip it out and start jerkin off with only the cover of a tree or something
Whoa, in retrospect, those werent really funny, but for me and my friends, very true
- you discover the secret personality of weed and the even more secret personality of hash (pm me and I might tell you the secret)
- you are sitting in a chair and start to kind of "fall over" at a rate of like .25 mph until you realize that you're fully horizontal lol (it happens)
- you make eggs, and are out of pepper, so you garnish the eggs with apple juice in the pan (its fucking good btw)
- you're chilling with some dudes and girls from your school, and turn to a girl, with complete lack-of-game, and say "yoo, um, *insert name here*, uhh, wannna make out?"
- hahaha Endless Night, hell yea on this one "you can eat a 28 pack of gushers in under 30 minutes." Damn right. The same rule applies to a 12 pack of rice crispy treats in 20 minutes
- you're smoking a joint somewhere in the great outdoors, and you get the urge, so you just whip it out and start jerkin off with only the cover of a tree or something
Whoa, in retrospect, those werent really funny, but for me and my friends, very true
StagnantReaction
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Mar 19, 2004
- Messages
- 4,489
When you spend most of your free time theorizing how to get weed/money for weed out of people.
When you have at least one pipe on you at all times.
When you have either Visine red eye relief or Visine 6 hr redness relief on you at all times (bonus if you store it in the refridgerator!)
When you wake up in the morning and either cough or remark on how dry your mouth is.
When you can tell how good the weed is by smelling it (bonus if you don't even have to open the bag!).
When you can eyeball a gram perfectly.
When you wake up in a sea of food wrappers one day and wonder what happened.
When you repeatedly watch a movie every time you're stoned and never remember just how it ends.
When you start telling a story about something that happened to a friend but realize that you're telling it to that very person.
When you burp and a puff of smoke comes out.
When you replace the word "empty" or "gone" with "cashed".
When you consider selling a prized possession/body part to score some bud.
When you tell a friend that you haven't smoked in 3 days and they gasp.
When you think it's your first bowl of the day every single time.
When you drive through a heavily vegetated area and wonder how much weed you could grow there.
When you can look at any storage item and theorize on how you could make it into a smoking device.
When all your friends know why you bought those White Owl cigars.
When you ponder/theorize how much Snoop Dogg smokes each day and proceed to remark, "I wanna be the next snoop, mom!"
When you laugh everytime you hear the following [normal] terms: 420, mary jane, pot, bowl, dank, bake[r], stone[d], high, rip[ped], cash[ed], blaze[d], weed, grass, tea, dope, pipe.
When you cry upon realizing that everyone you know is dry.
When you buy a food item just because the packaging includes "baked".
When you decide against hanging out with someone merely because you know they won't smoke with you.
When you decide to hang out with someone just because you know they'll smoke with you.
When your criteria of a good friend includes "sweet bong" and "always has weed".
When you scrape a bowl, smoke the resin, and then scrape again to smoke that resin.
When you use the word "stoned" to describe everything e.g. "that movie is so stoned"
When you've been listening to the same song on repeat for 20 min.
When everytime you get money you instantly think about how much weed you can get.
When you hollow out the anus of your stuffed animal to hide your pipe in.
When you only buy Bics.
When the bottom corner of your Bic is ashy.
When you don't know your multiplication tables but you know weight conversion tables perfectly.
When you base your respect of others on any of the following criteria: pipe collection, amount of weed, size of hits, how long they hold hits, quality of bud, when they come prepared with drink.
When deciding if you want to hang out at a person's house, you consider whether or not it's "chill" to smoke there.
When you know if it's Pot or Not.
When you consider the terms "narc" or "lightweight" to be more offensive than "asshole" or "fucker".
When you have at least one pipe on you at all times.
When you have either Visine red eye relief or Visine 6 hr redness relief on you at all times (bonus if you store it in the refridgerator!)
When you wake up in the morning and either cough or remark on how dry your mouth is.
When you can tell how good the weed is by smelling it (bonus if you don't even have to open the bag!).
When you can eyeball a gram perfectly.
When you wake up in a sea of food wrappers one day and wonder what happened.
When you repeatedly watch a movie every time you're stoned and never remember just how it ends.
When you start telling a story about something that happened to a friend but realize that you're telling it to that very person.
When you burp and a puff of smoke comes out.
When you replace the word "empty" or "gone" with "cashed".
When you consider selling a prized possession/body part to score some bud.
When you tell a friend that you haven't smoked in 3 days and they gasp.
When you think it's your first bowl of the day every single time.
When you drive through a heavily vegetated area and wonder how much weed you could grow there.
When you can look at any storage item and theorize on how you could make it into a smoking device.
When all your friends know why you bought those White Owl cigars.
When you ponder/theorize how much Snoop Dogg smokes each day and proceed to remark, "I wanna be the next snoop, mom!"
When you laugh everytime you hear the following [normal] terms: 420, mary jane, pot, bowl, dank, bake[r], stone[d], high, rip[ped], cash[ed], blaze[d], weed, grass, tea, dope, pipe.
When you cry upon realizing that everyone you know is dry.
When you buy a food item just because the packaging includes "baked".
When you decide against hanging out with someone merely because you know they won't smoke with you.
When you decide to hang out with someone just because you know they'll smoke with you.
When your criteria of a good friend includes "sweet bong" and "always has weed".
When you scrape a bowl, smoke the resin, and then scrape again to smoke that resin.
When you use the word "stoned" to describe everything e.g. "that movie is so stoned"
When you've been listening to the same song on repeat for 20 min.
When everytime you get money you instantly think about how much weed you can get.
When you hollow out the anus of your stuffed animal to hide your pipe in.
When you only buy Bics.
When the bottom corner of your Bic is ashy.
When you don't know your multiplication tables but you know weight conversion tables perfectly.
When you base your respect of others on any of the following criteria: pipe collection, amount of weed, size of hits, how long they hold hits, quality of bud, when they come prepared with drink.
When deciding if you want to hang out at a person's house, you consider whether or not it's "chill" to smoke there.
When you know if it's Pot or Not.
When you consider the terms "narc" or "lightweight" to be more offensive than "asshole" or "fucker".
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StagnantReaction
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Mar 19, 2004
- Messages
- 4,489
Roger&Me said:
Detrevni
Bluelighter
When you go to the orthodontist and find out your bands are stained green...and they ask you if you drink alot of tea. %)
DJDannyUhOh
Bluelighter
When all of the aerator screens on all of the faucets in your house are missing.
Wasted Youth
Bluelighter
You know you're a pothead when you go out to the bar to get drunk around 10, and never actually make it inside because you ended up smoking in the parking lot until well after the bar closed.
Mary Poppins
Bluelighter
when you go to hide your weed stash when you go away and find another weed stash you'd hidden in the same spot but forgotten about....
You know you're a pot head when:
-All the employess at your local McDonald's know who you are, they also get you the 'usual' before you have to say anything
-You catch yourself watching 'curling' and actually care who wins!
-Your pantry has nothing but Tim Tams and 2-minute noodles in it
-You get up from the couch, go to another room, then forget why you got up, return back to the couch annoyed, then you remember as soon as you get comfy why you got up, then get up again and go a different room!!!!!!!! FARK!!!!
-You have a conversation with your best friend on the phone for an hour, but your best friend's passed out in a couch after smoking heaps of shit with you, and so you realise you were actually talking to your mum!
-You know the names and times of every crap TV show from 8.30am to 2am!!
-you cant remember what you've just forgotten!!!
-You ring for pizza, then 10 minutes later you ring and order the sames pizza and they go, "Mate, you just rang!". In reply you say, "Oh yeah sorry, but now that i got ya, can i have a garlic bread too....!"
-You let those people who knock on your door trying to sell ridiculous shit talk to you for an hour, then look at them and say (very slowly) "Huh?"
-You invite other people around for a session just so they can pick up some KFC for you on the way over!
-You search the house high and dry to find the TV remote and then you realise its in your hand the whole time
-You realise you don't actually have a cat, so who the fuck does this one i've been patting belong too??
-All the employess at your local McDonald's know who you are, they also get you the 'usual' before you have to say anything
-You catch yourself watching 'curling' and actually care who wins!
-Your pantry has nothing but Tim Tams and 2-minute noodles in it
-You get up from the couch, go to another room, then forget why you got up, return back to the couch annoyed, then you remember as soon as you get comfy why you got up, then get up again and go a different room!!!!!!!! FARK!!!!
-You have a conversation with your best friend on the phone for an hour, but your best friend's passed out in a couch after smoking heaps of shit with you, and so you realise you were actually talking to your mum!
-You know the names and times of every crap TV show from 8.30am to 2am!!
-you cant remember what you've just forgotten!!!
-You ring for pizza, then 10 minutes later you ring and order the sames pizza and they go, "Mate, you just rang!". In reply you say, "Oh yeah sorry, but now that i got ya, can i have a garlic bread too....!"
-You let those people who knock on your door trying to sell ridiculous shit talk to you for an hour, then look at them and say (very slowly) "Huh?"
-You invite other people around for a session just so they can pick up some KFC for you on the way over!
-You search the house high and dry to find the TV remote and then you realise its in your hand the whole time
-You realise you don't actually have a cat, so who the fuck does this one i've been patting belong too??
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on_the_rise_5
Bluelighter
when you wake up and instead of thinking about rubbing one out you think of having a cone... every morning haha
born_again
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2005
- Messages
- 9
when u cant remember the last time you wernt stoned