jam uh weezy
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when you smell a skunk's spray in the distance, and you think it smells good. mmmm skunk smell.
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melvin's army
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When you come home from the grocery store and notice that you bought 3 litres of milk, spending more than one would on a 4 litre jug.
Kanga
Bluelighter
When it takes you more than 10 minutes to send the text, "Dude, I am so high right now."
When you get lost driving in your own neighborhood.
When you get lost driving in your own neighborhood.
mr. benfield
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haha yes
WeedMyLips
Bluelighter
People steal shit from you because they know you won't notice it missing for at least a month. And by steal, I mean borrow and then not return.
...You would rather smoke some nice weed with chill people than have sex with a beautiful person.
...You own a scale.
...You know people who find old money in jackets? You find old nugs instead of money.
...You always carry around some rolling papers and/or screens.
...Instead of being impressed by someone's house that they show you, you are more impressed with their gear.
...You love roach clips. In fact, you have one on you right now.
...When people ask you what you do for fun or have a hobby, you laugh/giggle and then have to make something up.
...If you're in a car (and not smoking) you'll notice patches of woods not because they are pretty, but because they look like nice places to smoke in.
...You have a smoke table in your house. A smoke table is a low coffeetable that you and your buds can kneel/sit around when smoking, especially for huge bong rips.
...You have names for all your pipes and all your bongs. Yes, that is plural. PipeS and BongS. Because you own more than one of each.
...You actually can tell the difference between different types of weed, and are not bullshitting.
...Walking the dog entails smoking a j.
...You either JUST smoked, are smoking right now, or are about to smoke. Or, you apply to all three.
...You would rather smoke some nice weed with chill people than have sex with a beautiful person.
...You own a scale.
...You know people who find old money in jackets? You find old nugs instead of money.
...You always carry around some rolling papers and/or screens.
...Instead of being impressed by someone's house that they show you, you are more impressed with their gear.
...You love roach clips. In fact, you have one on you right now.
...When people ask you what you do for fun or have a hobby, you laugh/giggle and then have to make something up.
...If you're in a car (and not smoking) you'll notice patches of woods not because they are pretty, but because they look like nice places to smoke in.
...You have a smoke table in your house. A smoke table is a low coffeetable that you and your buds can kneel/sit around when smoking, especially for huge bong rips.
...You have names for all your pipes and all your bongs. Yes, that is plural. PipeS and BongS. Because you own more than one of each.
...You actually can tell the difference between different types of weed, and are not bullshitting.
...Walking the dog entails smoking a j.
...You either JUST smoked, are smoking right now, or are about to smoke. Or, you apply to all three.
alxrr7
Bluelighter
lmao
mungazz
Bluelighter
when you need a cone before leaving the house, because you dont want to wait too long before your next cone
xabalba
Bluelighter
when u name your bong matilda and say you going to visit your two favourite girls mary jane and matilda
MistaJeff
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When you scrape some black gunk off of your desk and smoke it on the off chance that its resin. It turns out that it wasn't, I do do all my joint rolling at that desk though so there was a slight chance that it would have contained THC.
When you can tell within a split second if the air smells like a skunk or pot
My friend: "Wait a minute, does it smell like pot here?"
Me: "No thats a skunk, I noticed that 5 minutes ago"
My friend: "Eww it smells like a skunks ass!"
Me: *Deep inhale* "Ahhh, no thats just weed."
When you can tell within a split second if the air smells like a skunk or pot
My friend: "Wait a minute, does it smell like pot here?"
Me: "No thats a skunk, I noticed that 5 minutes ago"
My friend: "Eww it smells like a skunks ass!"
Me: *Deep inhale* "Ahhh, no thats just weed."
burn2shine
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When you've been late for a 4:00 PM shift at work because your alarm clock didn't go off.
You were too high to think of another excuse so you told your manager this story.
You were too high to think of another excuse so you told your manager this story.
jamesmartin
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Yeah it whips ass
superelephant
Bluelighter
its either tattoo the 9 or get a half o.
ganja god
Bluelighter
When your collecting shake from your bed sheets to smoke.
DailyTrippa
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When your mum catches you at nine pm at night smoking a cone, and you spin a yarn for 30 odd minutes about how good marijuana is for yourself and how it can be used in moderation for good reasons, and how lazy and dropkicks shouldnt be abusing it.
When you spend hours each night researching the health benefits of mj.
When you look at everything in life in a positive way, even weeks after your last cone.
When you love life.
When you comtemplate why the fak gangstas use weed.
When you judge every stoner u meet as either a Genuine Stoner (someone who smokes to increase peace and because they love it) or a Dropkick Stoner (someone who smokes to make them feel more 'gangsta' and appear more badass etc}
When youre a passenger in a car or bus driving past bushy areas all you do is scan for weed plants.
When you laugh at everyone thats laughing at you, because chances are they havent discovered mj.
When you make a folder on ur desktop called "the finer things" and put pictures of MJ, beatiful views, rastamen with their crops, fast cars, hot girls in it.
^appreciation is raised even when not stoned!
When every single Commodore you see you make sure your not speedin as it could well be a piga.
When you spend hours each night researching the health benefits of mj.
When you look at everything in life in a positive way, even weeks after your last cone.
When you love life.
When you comtemplate why the fak gangstas use weed.
When you judge every stoner u meet as either a Genuine Stoner (someone who smokes to increase peace and because they love it) or a Dropkick Stoner (someone who smokes to make them feel more 'gangsta' and appear more badass etc}
When youre a passenger in a car or bus driving past bushy areas all you do is scan for weed plants.
When you laugh at everyone thats laughing at you, because chances are they havent discovered mj.
When you make a folder on ur desktop called "the finer things" and put pictures of MJ, beatiful views, rastamen with their crops, fast cars, hot girls in it.
^appreciation is raised even when not stoned!
When every single Commodore you see you make sure your not speedin as it could well be a piga.
when you know things like strainers double as grinders and coffee filters over the end of a vacuum with a rubber band double as spilled shake collectors.
When you see a bottle of rubbing alcohol and either think pipe cleaner or resin tray.
If you are stoned, reading this thread, and trying to think of things that make you a pothead
When you see a bottle of rubbing alcohol and either think pipe cleaner or resin tray.
If you are stoned, reading this thread, and trying to think of things that make you a pothead
chairmanma084
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i catch myself arguing the case of MJ's benefits so much...totally done both
...when u try to convince your whole family to "just eat one of my brownies."
Krazy1337Monkey
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You know you're a pot head when..
You take your lunch break at work early so you can catch 4:20 :D
You take your lunch break at work early so you can catch 4:20 :D