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You know your a pot head when ...

When you come home from the grocery store and notice that you bought 3 litres of milk, spending more than one would on a 4 litre jug.
 
When it takes you more than 10 minutes to send the text, "Dude, I am so high right now."

When you get lost driving in your own neighborhood.
 
People steal shit from you because they know you won't notice it missing for at least a month. And by steal, I mean borrow and then not return.
...You would rather smoke some nice weed with chill people than have sex with a beautiful person.

...You own a scale.

...You know people who find old money in jackets? You find old nugs instead of money.

...You always carry around some rolling papers and/or screens.

...Instead of being impressed by someone's house that they show you, you are more impressed with their gear.

...You love roach clips. In fact, you have one on you right now.

...When people ask you what you do for fun or have a hobby, you laugh/giggle and then have to make something up.

...If you're in a car (and not smoking) you'll notice patches of woods not because they are pretty, but because they look like nice places to smoke in.

...You have a smoke table in your house. A smoke table is a low coffeetable that you and your buds can kneel/sit around when smoking, especially for huge bong rips.

...You have names for all your pipes and all your bongs. Yes, that is plural. PipeS and BongS. Because you own more than one of each.

...You actually can tell the difference between different types of weed, and are not bullshitting.

...Walking the dog entails smoking a j.

...You either JUST smoked, are smoking right now, or are about to smoke. Or, you apply to all three.
 
When the first thing after abig friday is not wheres the car, where's my phone. Its why is my stash dry? Then the solution to your problem being throwing money at taxi drivers > drug dealer > taxi driver > door guy at your apartment.
 
When you scrape some black gunk off of your desk and smoke it on the off chance that its resin. It turns out that it wasn't, I do do all my joint rolling at that desk though so there was a slight chance that it would have contained THC.

When you can tell within a split second if the air smells like a skunk or pot

My friend: "Wait a minute, does it smell like pot here?"
Me: "No thats a skunk, I noticed that 5 minutes ago"

My friend: "Eww it smells like a skunks ass!"
Me: *Deep inhale* "Ahhh, no thats just weed."
 
When you've been late for a 4:00 PM shift at work because your alarm clock didn't go off.
You were too high to think of another excuse so you told your manager this story.
 
When your mum catches you at nine pm at night smoking a cone, and you spin a yarn for 30 odd minutes about how good marijuana is for yourself and how it can be used in moderation for good reasons, and how lazy and dropkicks shouldnt be abusing it.


When you spend hours each night researching the health benefits of mj.

When you look at everything in life in a positive way, even weeks after your last cone.

When you love life.

When you comtemplate why the fak gangstas use weed.

When you judge every stoner u meet as either a Genuine Stoner (someone who smokes to increase peace and because they love it) or a Dropkick Stoner (someone who smokes to make them feel more 'gangsta' and appear more badass etc}

When youre a passenger in a car or bus driving past bushy areas all you do is scan for weed plants.

When you laugh at everyone thats laughing at you, because chances are they havent discovered mj.

When you make a folder on ur desktop called "the finer things" and put pictures of MJ, beatiful views, rastamen with their crops, fast cars, hot girls in it.

^appreciation is raised even when not stoned!

When every single Commodore you see you make sure your not speedin as it could well be a piga.
 
when you know things like strainers double as grinders and coffee filters over the end of a vacuum with a rubber band double as spilled shake collectors.

When you see a bottle of rubbing alcohol and either think pipe cleaner or resin tray.

If you are stoned, reading this thread, and trying to think of things that make you a pothead ;)
 
When your mum catches you at nine pm at night smoking a cone, and you spin a yarn for 30 odd minutes about how good marijuana is for yourself and how it can be used in moderation for good reasons, and how lazy and dropkicks shouldnt be abusing it.


When you spend hours each night researching the health benefits of mj.

i catch myself arguing the case of MJ's benefits so much...totally done both


...when u try to convince your whole family to "just eat one of my brownies."
 
when a dealer says "out on the trap, chirp me" you know he's not talking about hunting for birds.
 
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