shoolameet
Bluelighter
When you get out of bed to smoke a joint so you can go back to bed
lol i do this on a regular basis
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lol i do this on a regular basis
JointsNRoaches
Bluelighter
You have a wide range of pieces all with a special place around your bedroom or house. All aforementioned pieces have been named using some kind of stoner pun.
she phoenix
Bluelighter
Oh dear... I found myself nodding along to this thread and admitting far more than I'd hoped...
When you reach a level of apathy which is pleasant, dream-like and hazy and only gets the REALLY important things done i.e. getting more pot/food or making money to buy more pot.
When you realise that most of the things people rush around and do in the 'real world' are completely pointless and obsolete.
When you'd rather pack a bong than a suitcase to see your long-lost brother.
When even your best mate can't tell your high because your high and non-high behaviours have merged into one. Wait... you're NEVER non-high!
When if you can't get bud you scrape everything which has been in contact with THC with a sharp needle and smoke all the dust - from grinders, bongs, rolling trays etc.
And finally....
When you just can't be bothered.
When you reach a level of apathy which is pleasant, dream-like and hazy and only gets the REALLY important things done i.e. getting more pot/food or making money to buy more pot.
When you realise that most of the things people rush around and do in the 'real world' are completely pointless and obsolete.
When you'd rather pack a bong than a suitcase to see your long-lost brother.
When even your best mate can't tell your high because your high and non-high behaviours have merged into one. Wait... you're NEVER non-high!
When if you can't get bud you scrape everything which has been in contact with THC with a sharp needle and smoke all the dust - from grinders, bongs, rolling trays etc.
And finally....
When you just can't be bothered.
thissongiscalled
Bluelighter
...when you speak in terms of "i havnt smoked yet today im gonna get baked!!"
or when you know the exact change for 2 swishers
or when you know the exact change for 2 swishers
1. When you ignore all the negative things people say about bud, knowing that some of it is true.
2. When you get together with your friends and smoking must be done before anything else.
3. When your personality merges with it.
4. When sober living is a trip.
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5. When you believe pot brings people together when it can actually tear people apart.
2. When you get together with your friends and smoking must be done before anything else.
3. When your personality merges with it.
4. When sober living is a trip.
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5. When you believe pot brings people together when it can actually tear people apart.
simc
Greenlighter
when coming home to pull cones after a big night of party is the highlight of your night :D
when you get the munchies after your high starts to fade away
when finding your keys and phone are a daily mission
when you don't remember the last time you weren't high
when you can't tell if you're high or sober
when you can't remember the names of people you just met (embarassing
)
when you always smell like weed
when your pick-me-up is a giant bong-rip to get your day started %)
when you own one or more issues of high times
when finding your keys and phone are a daily mission
when you don't remember the last time you weren't high
when you can't tell if you're high or sober
when you can't remember the names of people you just met (embarassing
)when you always smell like weed
when your pick-me-up is a giant bong-rip to get your day started %)
when you own one or more issues of high times
justaddictedddd
Bluelighter
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For some reason, this is so true. I never get hungry until I start burning out... my munchies come in so late.
I think the #1 rule is
when you smoke by yourself. this proves that you love maryjane
when you can't resist ANY smokeout sessions & hit it till its done (most casual budsmokers i know wouldn't smoke if they didn't want to or didnt feel like it. potheads always do)
Just Some Chick
Greenlighter
when you have a drug bag. specifically a double zipper cosmetics bag containing a piece, cleaning/smoking tools, blunts, papers, 2 sizes of scales, mad baggies, drugs, and other paraphanelia [*sp]. that is locked with a mini padlock. and it smells like weed, hard.
Lacquer Head
Greenlighter
When you open your stash drawer and dozens of empty baggies fly out at you
JointsNRoaches
Bluelighter
Lol, thats me all over.
kandytime
Bluelighter
when you turn back around from leaving your house to make sure you locked the door... and you did...
double ewe
Bluelighter
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EVERY DAMNED TIME!!!!
i triple check every fucking light and lock in the house before i can feel confident leaving. i think i have some OCD tendencies normally, but weed can definitely bring them out a lot more. of course, sometimes that's also to my advantage in terms of getting things done (cleaning house, getting through a workout, not losing shit).
I'm glad i'm not the only one
The Winner!!
Bluelighter
When you have atleast 20 smoking devices lying around the house and random paraphernalia
When your roommates wake you up every hour to smoke another bowl of hash
When your roommates wake you up every hour to smoke another bowl of hash
Leftley
Bluelighter
when everyone is clubbing & dancing, and you're on a couch telling the girl next to you about how comfy you are.
Taryth
Bluelighter
-When you associate lack of weed with depression.
-When you name your piece(s) after famous people. Vladimir Putin the vaporizer ftw.
-When you wake up stoned.
-When you have your favorite internet comedy clips bookmarked for ease of access.
-When you call getting stoned outside your home a "thicket run." Ah, smoking in the copses and bramble patches...
-You don't recall how, or when, the refrigerator became empty. And then you come back 20 minutes later and wonder the same thing.
-When you name your piece(s) after famous people. Vladimir Putin the vaporizer ftw.
-When you wake up stoned.
-When you have your favorite internet comedy clips bookmarked for ease of access.
-When you call getting stoned outside your home a "thicket run." Ah, smoking in the copses and bramble patches...
-You don't recall how, or when, the refrigerator became empty. And then you come back 20 minutes later and wonder the same thing.