1. you scrape your pipe for resin, and smoke it when you have no pot on hand/your just bored and want to get high....
2. You have gone through old baggies of seeds and stems and tried to put a bowl together for the same reasons as above.
3. You have smoked bowls during your morning shower.....
4. When you as a standard just smell like pot, even when you have none on you.
5. When you wonder why your bed reeks of pot then you realize there is a pipe somwhere in the sheets because you forgot it there when high...
6. You clean your room and find nugs, stems, and seeds randomly.
7. When you are not even sure where all of your pipes are... they just turn up randomly.
8. You could be blind folded and tell the quality of weed by the smell, and in rare cases the variety.
9. You and one other person can burn through almost a half in a matter of days.
10. You can make a bong or pipe out of anything, Mcgyver style....
11. You have smoked on the way to school.
12. When you have pretty much killed days at a time doing nothing other than smoking, munching, and napping.
13. You have more than a couple of pipes, because variety is crucial.... i think i am up to 7 glass pieces. About to be on 8, having some custom glass work done...
14. You know a glass blower who is going to make a pipe you designed.
15. You see random objects and think "i could make a bong/pipe with that"
16. You can not remember the last dream you had....