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You know your a pot head when ...

When you go searching for the last little bit of your stash swearing you lost it...Untill your girl tells you that you smoked it the night before.
 
when you add your pot habit to your monthly cost of living, and then sometimes going without other things just to have enough money for some bud.

when you zig-zag back and fourth across town totaling almost 80 miles just to get some smoke.

when you lose your appetite and cant sleep when you run out.

wow this thread makes me realize just how bad i've gotten.:p
 
When you've been getting stoned for so many years that you no longer hide it from your parents, you now hide it from your kids.
 
ok so how about when you pack a bonger then forget, then you go to pack it again, and you are so excited to find it already packed.....
 
!!!hell yea!!!, finish smoking the bong, pack a bowl, zone out for 20 mins then go to pack another and its already packed xD
 
When you go to the shop and spend about £10 on munch.

When you go through about 3/4 an ounce in 4 days.
 
2) When your eyes stop getting red

No doubt man.

When you get high 4-5 times a day on atleast .5 each time and still at the end of the day you feel like you smoked nothing at all and jus want more.

I guess im saying you know your a stoner when you yourself are amazed by your own tolerance.
 
1. you scrape your pipe for resin, and smoke it when you have no pot on hand/your just bored and want to get high....
2. You have gone through old baggies of seeds and stems and tried to put a bowl together for the same reasons as above.
3. You have smoked bowls during your morning shower.....
4. When you as a standard just smell like pot, even when you have none on you.
5. When you wonder why your bed reeks of pot then you realize there is a pipe somwhere in the sheets because you forgot it there when high...
6. You clean your room and find nugs, stems, and seeds randomly.
7. When you are not even sure where all of your pipes are... they just turn up randomly.
8. You could be blind folded and tell the quality of weed by the smell, and in rare cases the variety.
9. You and one other person can burn through almost a half in a matter of days.
10. You can make a bong or pipe out of anything, Mcgyver style....
11. You have smoked on the way to school.
12. When you have pretty much killed days at a time doing nothing other than smoking, munching, and napping.
13. You have more than a couple of pipes, because variety is crucial.... i think i am up to 7 glass pieces. About to be on 8, having some custom glass work done...
14. You know a glass blower who is going to make a pipe you designed.
15. You see random objects and think "i could make a bong/pipe with that"
16. You can not remember the last dream you had....
 
You rob your best dealer for a quarter bag.

you take weed your supposed to be buying without paying after smoking with your dealer and he just forgets to take the money.....

that happened to me like twice last week, although i cant remember if i paid the guy the first time or not... the 2nd time it happened he texted me telling him i forgot to pay, and i did... its not on purpose at all, its like stealing lighters... no one means to do it, it just happens...

Neither time it was with any amount over a 20 sack though...
 
When you constantly find yourself asking, "Who just passed me this bowl/blunt?"
When you have an eight foot tall Pineapple Express poster in your room.
When you try to take those extra huge hits to show off your skills when smoking with new people.
When it is hard to go four hours without smoking.
When you blaze in the parking lot before classes.
 
When 4 people are getting in the car and you let the favourite bong ride shotgun, wearing a seatbelt.

You rob your best dealer for a quarter bag.

No, that's when you know you're a fuckup.
 
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