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[crzydiamond]

Heard alarm. Rolled over. Sleep returned

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Hit snooze, re-woke nine minutes later.

 

[crzydiamond]

Beeeeeeeep returned. Pulled plug. I win!


(On the alarm clock note one of the funniest things I've ever seen is this alarm clock that actually hides from you so tout have to get out of bed and chase it down to turn it off. I can just picture a pissed-off half asleep person crawling under their Bed after it. I know a few ppl I'd love to buy one for. But, they'd probably kill me. )

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

(On the alarm clock note one of the funniest things I've ever seen is this alarm clock that actually hides from you so tout have to get out of bed and chase it down to turn it off. I can just picture a pissed-off half asleep person crawling under their Bed after it. I know a few ppl I'd love to buy one for. But, they'd probably kill me. )

They really make those? Haha awesome.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Post link to hiding alarm clock.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Waffle Sock ate a sour lemon

 

[Kittycat5]

I want to kill my wife.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Nurseebol stepped in fresh dog poo.

Kill wife. Eat carcass. Plead insanity.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Fred's friends fried fruit for Friday.

 

[JackiePeyton]

Milk Moustache Master Demon is cool

 

[Cliffy78]

Beware the law, insanity, jury, needle...
(Nice 1 captain!)

 

[crzydiamond]

Post link to hiding alarm clock.

Ha ha. Google is your friend.

Just kidding. Here is a link
(make sure to read full description)



http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001989WIS?pc_redir=1404064357&robot_redir=1

 

[Alex000]

Wakefulness unshakeable, for shortly, placidity, contentment.

Amphetamine, fickle friend - methylphenidate, sickly friend.

Riding on past here, wasn't there.

 

[JackiePeyton]

I really have to pee badly

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Hang on I'll go for you

 

[JackiePeyton]

public toilets are hit or miss

 

[Waffle Sock]

Public toilet graffiti is called latrinalia.

 

[JackiePeyton]

eye boogers are technically called rheum

 

[Waffle Sock]

Rotted, fungus toenails are called onychomycosis.

 

[Kittycat5]

Ive tried everything but I quit.