Write six-word stories

[Waffle Sock]

Hey, here's a thought: Fuck off!

 

[Libertin]

Did some drugs; wrote about it.

Publishers won't print my short story.

In the beginning was the End.

Once upon a time - the end.

Six⁶ quintuplets⁵, for⁴ free?³ Won¹ too!²

Self-referencing word-play is happening.

I wrote some stories. True story.

Hope nobody asks about my afternoon.

Six words just isn't enough for...

 

[Waffle Sock]

Did some drugs; wrote about it.

Publishers won't print my short story.

In the beginning was the End.

Once upon a time - the end.

Six⁶ quintuplets⁵, for⁴ free?³ Won¹ too!²

Self-referencing word-play is happening.

I wrote some stories. True story.

Hope nobody asks about my afternoon.

Six words just isn't enough for...

Very nice literature. Cool stories bro.

 

[Libertin]

TLDR; meaning 'too long, didn't read'.

 

[Waffle Sock]

THAT acronym's too heavy and tired.

 

[Libertin]

Agreed but we've used everything else.

Actually I find six words excessive.

Three isn't the magic number anymore.

TLA means 'three letter acronym' FYI

So short story,
very meme,
wow.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Well, have you tried Plan B?

How many words do you prefer?

Believe in magic? Try these mushrooms.

CYA stands for "see ya".. *vanishes*

*Returns* You're still here? *vanishes again*

 

[Libertin]

There were plans? I usually improvise.

Those mushrooms look kind of poisonous.

Well, I have things to do.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Plan B is code for improvise.

No, they're perfectly safe. *grins deviously*

Things to avoid. Drugs to do.

 

[MrCookiE]

Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Major Cox: My private salutes you.

 

[Myxomatosis]

Anxious affair abashed after aimless abandonment.

 

[Thou]

I awoke, I toiled, I died.

 

[MrCookiE]

Stop, drop, roll, safety comes first

 

[Waffle Sock]

As if schoolchildren set themselves afire.

 

[Cliffy78]

Awaiting death, life, comfort, the end.

 

[Waffle Sock]

You just might be already dead.

 

[Cliffy78]

Entering death, life began. Repent! Repent!

 

[Libertin]

Write six-word stories? No problem.

We met at school, still together.

Pride and prejudice; scandalous back then.

Genesis; forbidden fruit, any regrets Eve?

Lost in translation, what was that?

 

[MrCookiE]

Today is payday, rinse and repeat