mr.buffnstuff
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thats the spirit MA! you gotta look after your elders!
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would you wank your dad off to save his life??
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Can't help wondering if the revelation I made t'other night that I had an ex who wanked her dog off regularly "cos you have to" may be at least partially responsible for this thread - my lawyers will be posting copywrite writs in the morning 
Which kinda makes my position clear on the matter cos I stated it t'other night: No I wouldn't, but I'd watch a ladygirl do it before serving me up a nice banana pie and custard. Did ask her if she'd at least wiped her hands between the two acts... answer was ambiguous...
To be honest, she seemed happy enough - the dog even more so - so who am I to judge. What I drew the line at was when she let it lick all round her mouth - borderline frenchies - and then tried kissing me. Even I have my limits
As for wanking off me dad... no I wouldn't. But given the fact he's a convicted paedo I'd be more concerned if it were the other way round. "Fortunately" he preferred girls
I did have a brief "phase" around puberty when I was so fuckin' randy (and so terrified of actual girls) that I occasionally wondered if I could slip it in me mum when she was asleep just to see what all the fuss was about. Never quite did it though. No perv me.
Which kinda makes my position clear on the matter cos I stated it t'other night: No I wouldn't, but I'd watch a ladygirl do it before serving me up a nice banana pie and custard. Did ask her if she'd at least wiped her hands between the two acts... answer was ambiguous...
To be honest, she seemed happy enough - the dog even more so - so who am I to judge. What I drew the line at was when she let it lick all round her mouth - borderline frenchies - and then tried kissing me. Even I have my limits
As for wanking off me dad... no I wouldn't. But given the fact he's a convicted paedo I'd be more concerned if it were the other way round. "Fortunately" he preferred girls
I did have a brief "phase" around puberty when I was so fuckin' randy (and so terrified of actual girls) that I occasionally wondered if I could slip it in me mum when she was asleep just to see what all the fuss was about. Never quite did it though. No perv me.
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Don't know him, so no; I'd wank off in his dying face.