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Worst mistakes when in a bit of a state

A mate of mine pissed himself on a sofa that had a red throw, all the dye went on his arctic combats and dyed them pink. Not a dignified walk of shame at 6 am when we got thrown out.

Spades crazy story will be when he took 3 valiums 15 years ago and jumped up and down on his bed for a bit and broke his bedside lamp.
 
Just waiting for The spade to pop up & say "I was in Thailand mashed on Valium & booze, I went off with some bar girl & blacked out. When I came around I found I had been drinking Jenkem for the last 3 days in some lady boys hut"
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Looks like you're going to be disappointed.

Spades crazy story will be when he took 3 valiums 15 years ago and jumped up and down on his bed for a bit and broke his bedside lamp.
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An attempt at humour? You failed.
 
Whisky, without fail, gets me mad and manic... I can think of many calamitys as a result of drinking it. One time I slid down a bannister.weeeeeeeeeeee and bumped my chin on the end bit. I had to have 3 stitches and still bare the scar.

I was 35 at the time :/
 
pontifex01 said:
This is my worst mistake ever: http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/607935-IM-Zolpidem-50mg-Total-Yesterday-Now-in-considerable-pain

Skip to the last couple of posts to find out the mystery ending.

Blows anybody else's out of the fucking water. I'm still dealing with the consequences 9 months later, so cheer up farmaz :)
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Jesus wept, you messed up in a grand style.

I am never going to I.M. Zolpidem, I will take missing weed & piss soaked Jeans any day over that.

You ok now?......
 
I've done this more than a few times, but after a night with some mates I end up throwing any left over weed at them and saying they can keep it. In the morning I've always regretted it.

Once after a night of heavy drinking, I ended up pissing on my friends sofa in my sleep...
 
got fucked up on mdma and 2cb, tripped out, ripped down my mates dads prized flagpole and speared it through his front door. We've been terrorising this flagpole for years so this was the icing on the cake really.
 
Crawled down the middle of a dual carriageway and then across it....

Told my dad that I was a sex-god from the Bronx and that I was searching his pockets for a book about Japanese culture...

Fell off the battlements of a castle....

Thought we were 'down' from a trip...took a walk to the spar...opened the door and almost knocked an old man over...realised what had happened, wanted to apologise but instead fell over laughing and rolled screeching round the floor for a good couple of minutes before running home...

Crouched in a tunnel under a railway line and watched an inter-city speed about 8 inches above my head...

Ran screaming down the beach in the moonlight while being chased by a 200 foot giant hedgehog...

...and many, many more
 
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serves him right for having a flagpole if you ask me. youve got to be a cunt to own a flagpole
 
derbylad87 said:
serves him right for having a flagpole if you ask me. youve got to be a cunt to own a flagpole
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Some lad had a Signed Man City shirt above his fireplace, think it was his dads (well the familys) from like 5 years ago this was though, someone took it out of its frame and tagged UTD all over it and slyly put it back in, cunts where frisbeeing plates though and people hanging off the roof. Cant say his family was too happy getting home, he actually didnt care too much
 
One night where I'd eaten 10ish blues while getting pissed and on k at a mates house I came to at about 7 in the morning (was awake the whole time just no memory of the last 7 hours) in just my boxers which someone quickly pointed out had a sizable shit stain on. I dont think i actually shit myself but have memories of being locked in a small toilet earlier in the night after a shite, maybe i forgot about the wonders of loo roll, anyway i then proceeded to harass some sleeping people which resulted in a bed being broken which contributed to my friend being kicked out of living at his brothers house. this sort of shit always involves benzos+booze+k for me
 
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