Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
I once stopped in a country town at about 10 PM on a long drive to stretch my legs. I decided to check out the pub. As I walked in the bouncers were wrestling out this tank of a young guy about 25. He had no shirt on and just running shorts.I mean you don't want to be on the wrong end of a meth tank.
As they turfed him out they told me they were closing for the night and I made some smartmouth comment to a girl who was watching the scene. The next minute tank guy launches at me yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO MY GIRLFRIEND, CUNT”.
I spun around and ran like 500 meters to me car with this guy chasing me the whole way. I managed to get and lock the doors, but he started trying to smash the glass and kick in the doors. I just sped out of there as fast as I could.
That was my first experience of your rural Aussie tweaker.