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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

i have a few wierd ones but i think there has already been a thread about this i remember posting...

1. in my family room under a blanket with my mom and sister nearby, while watching a movie.
2. in an airplane
3. in my car
4. in the bathroom of the girl i really like's house (she was right outside, hoping she'd hear me as to break the sexual tension - she never said anything and their is still sexual tension between me n her =/)
5. airport urinal
6. in school suspension - a highly supervised room with no talking when u get in trouble at school... there was this girl next to me that kept turning her body my way and staring sexually at me, i think maybe i was crazy that day lol
 
I would have to say in the porta-potty on a construction site. Idk what came over me I just got a hard on outta no where and needed to take care of business! I also fucked on the same site :)
 
I skipped my AP 3D Art Class final in high school to hang out in the bathroom. It was sweet, because during finals students weren't permitted to leave the classroom during exams, so I had the handicapped stall all to myself. 45 minutes.
 
kelvanE said:
haha this question is made for me right now. one time, when a traveling exhibit featuring Julie Mehretu came through Raleigh, NC (while I was visiting my brother with family) I masturbated in the main museum of Raleigh.

the story: i hadn't whacked off in two days or nights, and i was extremely horny. walking with her parents, i saw a young (17ish) girl wearing skin-tight, black pants that made her ass look incredible. the shape and plumpness and bob of it as she walked on, even at a distance, got me so aroused. i pushed my dick against my body as i walked around the corner. nearby, within the actual featured Julie Mehretu exhibit, was a vacant bathroom. the bathroom itself had no outer door, and inside had three side-by-side stalls, as well as two urinals on the adjacent side. i popped into the outer stall and, well, started to masturbate standing. nobody walked in, and i even took a slight rest during the session to increase the pleasure. without a care in the world, and with her ass fresh in my visual memory, i pumped my dick in the air at an angle and fucking came wherever.

the cleanup involved the toilet, which, luckily, beforehand, had been really clean. that was my weirdest place that I whacked.
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ur supposed to cum as far as u can and try to make a new exhibit on the wall. it's the beauty of cumming in public - its art
 
On my sheep's back.

Ok, that's a joke.

It was on her face.

Actually...it's hard to seriously suggest a "strange" place as they've mostly been taken...and aren't *that* strange. I did do it here tho...in a hotel made entirely out of salt.
http://images.travelpod.com/users/a...1153486800.49_hotel_de_sal_salar_de_uyuni.jpg

One last thought...
Is "next to my best friend" a "strange place" if we're not sexually attracted to each other and after a half-hearted clean up went back to drinking beer and watching the football?
 
in an outhouse toilet at work and in school when i had to stay in after school to do some work the teacher left and i got a bit woohaaared.
 
When I was about 12 our school took a field trip to the planetarium. I ended up sitting next to a really cute girl. When it became dark I pulled it out and stroked it. The thought of her sitting right next to me made me finish before the lights came back on.

Another time, when I was about 15, I jacked off in my HTML class. I did this while looking at a women in thongs website. We each had our own computer in our own cubicle. The walls of the cubicle weren't that high but they were high enough to conceal what I was doing. I nutted all over the carpet and got a little on my pants.
 
oh there's been a few I suppose. Sometimes you just can't ignore it. Various work bathrooms and porta-potty on job site. Bathroom on an airplane and a coach bus. On the bottom bunk while someone was sleeping above me when I was younger.
In the woods (on the side of a dirt path in the woods really) while on a camping trip in the rocky mountains with the family. I was just becoming horny again coming off of oxy w/d's and I wandered off at like 2am in the dark to take care of business.

I would have to say the weirdest though happened about two years ago. I was all fucked up and messing around with some girl but it didn't lead as far as I'd hoped. After dropping her off I was feeling very dissatisfied on the drive home so I started to rub one out going down the highway. Realizing I was about to blow my load I decided I wasn't about to make a mess in my car so I pulled over real quick, opened my door, took a step outside the car and shot it right into the road. I immediately got back in my car and went home.
 
On a plane, while an old lady slept next to me.. one of her saggy tits had popped out of her bra and I could see her big nipple through her bra... I just grabbed it and pulled it through my pants till I sprayed my pants full of enough cream to drown my poor lil pecker.
 
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