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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

Frogster said:
Aside from that: Lots of bathrooms (train, airplane factory, school), dorm, tent full of fellow boyscouts, bed of a mate's lil sister, sitting at my office desk, bed next to my sleeping gf, while driving on a highway, at the beach inside the sea while watching girls playing water-pingpong right next to me...

holy sh... im kinda pervert ;-)
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rofl thats like me. You did the old wank when they are in your line of sight but they cant see you eh ^_^

Your mates little sister? hahaha

oh wait. I know the weirdest place I masturbated.... With my cuzins... lol

One time me and my friend thomas and my friend brenden had a wank off athon in seperate rooms. Who could wank it first... lol

God what a normal childhood I have had in so many ways :P
 
library. while thinking about books. jk about the thinking about books part.
 
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in a car while driving. was in high school and my gf at the time gave me the worst case of blue balls(grinding/rubbing/kissing all over me but didnt finish what she started).

DWM. thats how i roll.
 
Oh my. Did'nt realize i've masterbated on the same stretch of road as the infamous mikehunt.
You are a washed-up has been wannabee from the late 90's mikehuunt/ Take a fuckin' hike you child molestin cunt' SRS, mike hunt of the late 90's has been convicted of molestin his 10yo niece. Pervoo el' creepo. Get off this site Mikehunt and call yerself lucky
 
In the car In a drain beside the road In school (class and bathrooms) a few other places too
 
beagleboy said:
Oh my. Did'nt realize i've masterbated on the same stretch of road as the infamous mikehunt.
You are a washed-up has been wannabee from the late 90's mikehuunt/ Take a fuckin' hike you child molestin cunt' SRS, mike hunt of the late 90's has been convicted of molestin his 10yo niece. Pervoo el' creepo. Get off this site Mikehunt and call yerself lucky
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Huh?? Wrong one dude , their are 1000' s of us mikehunts out there! And I thinks he's washed up from the 80's !!
 
When I was 16 I jerked off in the bathroom of the cafeteria of our parliament (German Bundestag).
 
in high school during class!! just stroked my hard dick, couldnt bust one out. surprised i didnt get caught but it was small geography class and we had a blonde girl i really liked in it.

uni toilets - kinda standard it seems from this post.

spare bed at my grans.

and.. one time i was full of drugs and alcohol and had been up all night and walking home. i got a major horn and even though i was 2blocks from my house at 6am, i wanted to do it outside in a small forrest area by local train tracks. it was so weird i got para'd out thinkin ppl were watching and couldnt finish.
 
Where is the craziest place you've jacked off at?

we all get that unbearable urge to just fuck every now and then.
but sometimes we can't just get what we want!

so what i want from you guys is to post the craziest, weirdest places you've jacked off at or masturbated at.
and yes i added "masturbate" after "jacked off" because i want to include all the females too!

i don't know how you females are with masturbating, or you other guys, but i'll start off with mine.

When i was a 17 year old lad, i used to work at publix. at the end of the night when the store was closed, I'd usually have the duty of cleaning the restrooms, male and female. I actually busted a couple nuts in the female restroom sitting on the toilet, sitting upon several layers of those paper toilet seats, cause i'm a germaphobe. I'd just throw up the "restroom is closed!" sign, throw a cart infront of the door completely blocking it so i'd know if another associate was trying to get in or not, and i'd get to work.
I did it half on the personal amusement part ( It gave me an internal laugh thinking about busting a load in the womens restroom.. i mean how many people said they did that..) and half on sexual urges ( 17 year old teenager come on..)

I've also busted a load next to my sleeping x girlfriend a couple times, after being prompted to go to sleep disapointed with no sex ( mosty on period weeks..) I was a stealthy masturbater to jerk off next to her and not wake her up, i also busted a load on her back when she was sleeping once out of personal amusement as well.

so i know you guys have jacked off other places.. cmon share
 
it didn't take any self-manipulation on my part, but almost every time I *knew* I was being shot at, and got to go cyclic on my .50BMG, I'd blow a load in my boxers.

So I guess that could be considered a combat-jack. :D
 
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