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Where was the strangest place you've masturbated?

When I was in military school in a dorm room with about 20 dudes in the room asleep (or apparently asleep) I had insomnia like fuck and busting a nut was the only way to get to sleep.

Aside from that in car while driving, it was after doing some coke and I got a call from a female and I was going crazy, the red lights felt like they were taking hours.
 
I know this isn't masturbating, but I heard a story about my parents doing it in some weird places. It was something I wish I hadn't heard, but apparently my parents were on a bus trip, coming home from a Eagles concert with heaps of people in the bus with them and apparently they had sex and no one knew.

I've given head on a bus and everyone knew what was going on and when I finished, people started clapping.
 
I worked as a volunteer at my local hospital in radiology when I was 13-14 and I did it a couple times in the dark room that's used to process the films. I also did it much more in the medical records building because it was a good bit separated from the main building
 
barnstable84 said:
I know this isn't masturbating, but I heard a story about my parents doing it in some weird places. It was something I wish I hadn't heard, but apparently my parents were on a bus trip, coming home from a Eagles concert with heaps of people in the bus with them and apparently they had sex and no one knew.
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Geez... I can only imagine the mental trauma that story must have put you through. :D
 
hyroller said:
lol you must have been dying for a tug.... I think even if I'd had no sexual activity for a thousand years I could never muster the wherewithal or relax enough to let my mind go there 8o 8o 8o

bunk beds is a different story. lol
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I think its a lot different for a girl. Lot more squirming involved. I was young :/ Felt natural to me I guess... Like children who run around naked.
 
Inside an old bosses car, he was a fuckhead i couldnt stand and he used to leave his car open, so one day when he and the others went off to subway to get their lunch i jerked one out and came all over his dash, then kinda used some tissue to smear the cum all over his steering wheel.

Then i legged it and changed my phone number. HAH. Suck shit fuckwit.

(the above may or may not have happend)

ps: that post was pretty fucking hot ariel
 
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In the visual arts room when I was in high school, while working on my HSC major work. What can I say... art turns me on...
 
ok, first time ever, 9 or 10 years old. Sitting at the kitchentable condemned by my mom to do homework for school. Just being bored, i played with my weenie and surprisingly i got an exciting sensation from it while my mom was doing the dishes right next to me (though she had no direct sight on me). Later my mates explained me that i had masturbated...

Aside from that: Lots of bathrooms (train, airplane factory, school), dorm, tent full of fellow boyscouts, bed of a mate's lil sister, sitting at my office desk, bed next to my sleeping gf, while driving on a highway, at the beach inside the sea while watching girls playing water-pingpong right next to me...

holy sh... im kinda pervert ;-)
 
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