Where to hide a meth pipe?

[Jabberwocky]

Thanks for the clarification. Sounds like your real problem might not be where to hide a pipe. A jealous controlling meth addicted boyfriend who searches all his woman’s stuff rarely ends up filling her life with joy and happiness over the longer term. Controlling behaviour often escalates. Doubly so if you throw meth into the mix.

Yes. This. Exactly this. Read it OP, read what @Perforated wrote. Then read it again. Then think for a little moment. I am not against you or your BF, i want that your problems are sorted out. But this is not about a fucking pipe.