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When Girls Ask How Big Your Dick Is..?? (WHAT TO SAY?)

For a girl to ask about my penis size is usually in a situation involving phone sex or sexually-loaded IM's and such. My answer is always "don't you worry it's pussy-friendly" wich she usually translates into "about 6 inches" and she is right. If a woman asks me that in person well, I say "since you feel intimate enough to ask me I may as well show you" and then most of the time she replies "I meant when erect" There boys, is your golden opportunity to display some sex wit by saying something like "varies with company, with you I'd guess maybe 8, weather permitting. But most other girls can't raise above 6" This reply has the benefit of being both flattering to the girl and leaving you with the ready-made excuse, should the lady display some dissatisfaction towards your equipment, that weather was not "permitting" resulting in some unfortunate shrinkage. If she's being nasty to you can always take a nonchalant air and add "besides even at 6 it wouldn't fit in it, so why all the fuss" and then leave her there with your dignity intact. After all YOU don't go around asking girls about the volume of their vagina.
 
i don't say, if i was honest my size is pretty big but i figure there's probably some weird girl-math they do (subtract x number of inches) so i just go the "find out for yourself" or "it's big" route.
 
I think the girl was more intending it to be harmless flirting and not for the question to be analysed to death.. it just gives her something to think about. "Find out for yerself" is probably the best option. Or otherwise rounding up to the nearest inch or 2.

It's not like we wander round with tape-measures to confirm accuracy or anything. ;)
 
Girls wanna fuck me because im funny. Most of my jokes are about myself and my small dick. And they think im joking till they see it lol. Fair warning. I own it. Idgaf i got a small dick.
 
I don't think I've ever been asked this question by someone I wasn't already fucking.

IF some girl I wasn't banging asked,I would either say "why don't you come and find out if you're so interested" (only if they were familiar with me already, so could take the impact of a half-joke, or had thrown me some "interested" body language), or simply tell them how big it is. "big enough to please, accompanied with the right techniques."
 
Size does not matters ..the things matter is how long you spend on the bed and satisfy her.
 
In response to the OP, i would tell her one inch, fully engorged.

but you did open the ball to feelings of adequacy
 
Always add an inch or two because dicks statistics are skewed. Yep, most guys lie to women about their penis size. Even women get it wrong when they talk about their BF's size. A woman with a BF with a 6.75 inch (nice size), may think he has an 8 inch penis (8 inches in huge!).

So, if you're 5.5 inches. At least say its 6 inches :) I think about 90% of men have a penis between 5 & 7 inches.

So, you either make a joke & say it's 3 inches OR you lie :D
 
I usually tell them it is very very small. I go on and on about that and say I hope they can like me for me.

Obviously I am just kidding when I do that.

The other answer is to ask them if they want to see it. This provides you a chance to whip it out and maybe get a sexual favor.

I honestly get complaints about my penis from some women saying that sex is painful or hurts their guts or ribs. In that occasion I just kinda do it slow until their cha cha loosens up.

Even after that when I talk to them I will be like its so small though and you said size doesn't matter. (Which is a lie, size really does matter but so does knowing how to use it)
 
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