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When Girls Ask How Big Your Dick Is..?? (WHAT TO SAY?)

Anybody ever try... We should be fine, hmm unless, you do have a gripper and not a gaping one rite? Pin that self doubt on her? Ladies, ever worry how comparatively gaping your vagina is? its not like it would be that easy to measure up and compare. Wonder if gaping vagina uncertainty or breast size/shape anxiety is the female equivalent to male penis size doubt.
 
^^ Yeah, I've wondered this too. I've met quite a few women who think pussy is all the same. They don't realize there is great and ok pussy.
 
I certainly never worried about my uh, 'lady parts' before. I don't think most women do.
Breasts are def the equivalent of the penis concern I think, except you guys can all see beforehand how big or small they are :\
 
Some vagoo's are hideous. Like damn, never mind not wanting to nom them, I wouldn't want to touch them without an SCBA and a positive pressure containment suit.

Like the kind with big, dangling, dark/purplish, asymmetrical labia and thick goop secretions and an offensive odour. Ick.

Then some are just kind of lacking in tone and not very enjoyable to bang.

But my S/O's is fucking epic. Very cute, well formed, tight, good muscle tone. Delicious, impeccably groomed and hygienic.

But breasts are not the same as dick size... like I've ALWAYS preferred small (A cup) breasts, and I'm not the only one. Breasts are purely an aesthetic thing and don't have a whole lot to do with how much fun they are play with. Whereas I'm guessing both a microphallus and a monster bbc would not be all that fun for the girl (or the catcher if one is gay)

Even by typical guy standards, breast size desire is dependant on the overall frame of the girl. D cup on a 5'1" 95lb girl would look, um, strange to say the least... But many very hot 5'1" 95lb girls exist and and found just as hot as taller, heavier girls despite their tendency towards having A or B cups.
 
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rangrz said:
Some vagoo's are hideous. Like damn, never mind not wanting to nom them, I wouldn't want to touch them without an SCBA and a positive pressure containment suit.

Like the kind with big, dangling, dark/purplish, asymmetrical labia and thick goop secretions and an offensive odour. Ick.
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Wow, now i am unfortunately thinking every bedraggled, befouled, besmirched, contaminated, corrupt, decayed, DEFILED, desecrated, dusty, evil, feculent, fetid, filthy, foul, grimy, impure, messy, muddy, nasty, polluted, profaned, putrescent, putrid, rancid, rank, rotten, sloppy, slovenly, smeared, smudged, soiled, sooty, sordid, spotted, squalid, stable, stained, stale, stinking, sullied, tainted, tarnished, unhealthful, vile pussy I had the good sense to turn down.


rangrz said:
Then some are just kind of lacking in tone and not very enjoyable to bang.
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Thought around a Blaaahhhhh Pussy:

Before insertion: WOW this is amazing, fk im really into this, I'm really into her, she looks really good, man those eyes, and how about those freckles. And I like her style so far, her shit seems together, hmm a little self concuss of her nipples, but WOW KINKY 2, can hold her own, smart, shit i've been looking forward to this!!!!

Alright let gt it on baby.. OH NO IT ISN'T.. YES, it is a Blaaaaaahhh Pussy.

After insertion: Hmmm, how long do I have to wait till I can fake it, Wait, I can make this happin, No way, The effort needed to make this possible would be heroic ,Really, the brain is the most erogenous organ in the body, yeah.. the most, not the only! She is amazing, good looking, smart, kinky, appreciates a similar lifestyle, can hold her own, keeps her shit together and has amazing eyes... BUT, I KNOW that there is a girl out there that is amazing, good looking, smart, kinky, appreciates a similar lifestyle, can hold her own, keeps her shit together and has amazing eyes THAT ALSO PACKS A VAGINA that when entered instantly devours all the negative elements of life and replaces them temporarily with bliss. Hmm, that man on the radio said snow tonight. I am definitely backing out of dinner at her parents.....

LADIES simply substitute 1) microphallus or quite a bit softer than hard, perfect for getn your brains half dicked out, for what is obviously lacking in rigidity can never be made up for buy an enthusiastic high rate of awkward paranormal thrusts. 2) important features and or traits considered in a potential mate.
 
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fucking lol...awesome post. You win an internet.

BUT, I KNOW that there is a girl out there that is amazing, good looking, smart, kinky, appreciates a similar lifestyle, can hold her own, keeps her shit together and has amazing eyes THAT ALSO PACKS A VAGINA that when entered instantly devours all the negative elements of life and replaces them temporarily with bliss.
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I has one of those. It's pretty win.
 
rangrz said:
Some vagoo's are hideous. Like damn, never mind not wanting to nom them, I wouldn't want to touch them without an SCBA and a positive pressure containment suit.

Like the kind with big, dangling, dark/purplish, asymmetrical labia and thick goop secretions and an offensive odour. Ick.

Then some are just kind of lacking in tone and not very enjoyable to bang.

But my S/O's is fucking epic. Very cute, well formed, tight, good muscle tone. Delicious, impeccably groomed and hygienic.

But breasts are not the same as dick size... like I've ALWAYS preferred small (A cup) breasts, and I'm not the only one. Breasts are purely an aesthetic thing and don't have a whole lot to do with how much fun they are play with. Whereas I'm guessing both a microphallus and a monster bbc would not be all that fun for the girl (or the catcher if one is gay)

Even by typical guy standards, breast size desire is dependant on the overall frame of the girl. D cup on a 5'1" 95lb girl would look, um, strange to say the least... But many very hot 5'1" 95lb girls exist and and found just as hot as taller, heavier girls despite their tendency towards having A or B cups.
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Ew, well yeah okay I'm sure if you have one like that you'll have some issues with it, but for those of us who don't have an obviously disgusting one...I dunno, just saying I never think of it myself.
Sure, but the point is that whether they want them to be bigger or smaller, girls worry about their breasts at least as much as guys worry about their dick size. I can't tell you the number of friends I've got with A or B cups who honestly feel horrible about it despite me telling them there aer ton of guys (such as yourself rangrz) who prefer that. It's like when you tell a heavier/curvy girl who feels shit about her weight that lots of guys prefer that, she'll still feel shit about it. A gigantic majority of small-breasted girls think they need bigger breasts to be more attractive, that's just how it is. At least with dick size people aren't gonna be sizing you up with it!
 
Ive never had a girl ask me how big my penis is.........ive asked my friends which are girls how big they like them on men since we worked together & would talk about sex some times. Most women I talked to said anything 6 inches or better is ideal for them but the main thing was that they didnt like pencil dicks which means skinny ones.

I remember talking with a waitress about mens penises (she brought it up, seems girls open up to me & they trust me with all kinds of information) & like 30 minutes after the convo, a customer walked in whom she dated for a short time & when he left, she told me she had sex with the guy but he was small, like 4 inches she claimed. Same girl got married & had like 3 kids with a guy whom she stated once he was 6 inches in length. They were divorced within 5 years & then started dating a guy with a 9 incher & said he was the best lover she had & I asked her how he compared to her ex-husband & she said, she still loved her husband very much & would take him back, penis size didnt matter much to her unless it was under 5 inches.

She tried to make moves on me but I didnt mix pleasure with co-workers, especially since I was the manager.

Usually bigger built women like a bigger penis from what ive been told, since ive never been with a girl heavier than 140 pounds. I recommend plenty of foreplay with women no matter what size you are.........foreplay drives them crazy & I always go down on my gf first before she pleases me, I feel she should be rewarded as well.

Women usually tell us men everything but the fact is we dont always listen to what they are saying. I suggest we listen, communication is a great way to find out what she likes in the bedroom.

Penis size gives confidence to men, as we all know this but the fact is we are not all born with the same size. Look at it this way, there is always someone smaller than you in the world unless you are like 2 inches, then I recommend penile enhancement surgery.

Bottom line is if the girl is into you, have fun with her & enjoy the sex & once its over, you will know where you stand with her & if shes still interested, you will be able to tell afterwards, if not, dont stress it & move on, there are tons of women out there.
 
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Ew, well yeah okay I'm sure if you have one like that you'll have some issues with it, but for those of us who don't have an obviously disgusting one...I dunno, just saying I never think of it myself.
Sure, but the point is that whether they want them to be bigger or smaller, girls worry about their breasts at least as much as guys worry about their dick size. I can't tell you the number of friends I've got with A or B cups who honestly feel horrible about it despite me telling them there aer ton of guys (such as yourself rangrz) who prefer that. It's like when you tell a heavier/curvy girl who feels shit about her weight that lots of guys prefer that, she'll still feel shit about it. A gigantic majority of small-breasted girls think they need bigger breasts to be more attractive, that's just how it is. At least with dick size people aren't gonna be sizing you up with it!
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My gf is like 109 pounds & 5ft 3 & has 34-D cups & to tell you the truth, they are too big for her skinny body. Everyone thinks she has implants in which I know 100% that she doesnt. My friends when they first met her all asked if she had implants, it was funny.........to me, B-cups are just as nice if the girl is pretty in the face & has a thin body & nice ass. Im not a guy that likes anything bigger than D-cups.
 
I wasn't making any kind of judgement on which breast size is best. I think we've all agreed that's entirely subjective and depends on the girl's body type etc. My point was that despite all this, girls still have the idea that C & D = best, and more often than not feel very self-conscious when they're smaller - or larger - than that. It's very unfortunate and doesn't reflect any kind of truth, but that's how we see it.
 
what would I say? Back in the day I would've flat out said my measurements most likely, but these days I'd definitely say "why don't you come and find out?" if they were attractive to me.

I don't see how this is a big issue - that's some flirty banter going on, very heavy flirtation - she wants it, obviously. So fucking give it to her, if you want to!

Anyways, size doesn't mean shit - you're 17 so you will realize this sometime in the next 10 years, but it's about how you use it. TECHNIQUE.
 
For starters, I'd be a little surprised a woman would ask that but to compare tits and D are not the same. Face it, unless a woman puts something extra in her bra, it's pretty obvious how big she is. I'd tell her "I assure you it'll get the job done". Honestly ,you have an average size dick and 80% of the guys are just like you, give or take a bit. Best advice I'd give you to put you ahead of the others is to learn to go down on her like a CHAMP! The women will love you, and that you can take to the bank!
 
BeachBum4u said:
Best advice I'd give you to put you ahead of the others is to learn to go down on her like a CHAMP! The women will love you, and that you can take to the bank!
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This, to be honest, this gives you an advantage over anyone, even over Darnell with his 9 1/2 inch b.b.c.

Like my fiance says that at least part of my appeal is how willing I am, and good at it I am, when it comes to giving her brain. I've heard the same from previous partners too... Plus beyond the physical pleasure of it, it's very visually/aesthetically to do, both for the person giving it, and from what I gather from talking to chicks, they like the imagery of you nomming them too.
 
Sepher said:
It's how we roll Pontifex, it's how we roll mate. No beating about the bush, we're Yorkshire, we call it how we see it. If my cock's not big enough for someone, well, I hardly think it's my cock's fault, is it? You know what I'm saying. =D
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Hahahah I love you man. You sound EXACTLY like an ex-hookup from Leeds. He was just as clear about things :D
 
I'm around 6-6.5inches length and about 5 inch girth. I consider myself average, but I've never had complaints, even with a semi I got girls off. I'm an avid love maker, so I get that oxytocin flowing between myself and my partner and its almost always phenomenal. my last partner I didn't feel the chemistry with, but the one before her... I haven't felt a bond like that in a while... god I miss her...
 
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