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When Girls Ask How Big Your Dick Is..?? (WHAT TO SAY?)

Every guy I've ever been with has seemed to be insecure about their penis size and think it's below average, It's never been something I've given a damn about for the most part. Though I will say that there is definitely such a thing as too long.

In my experience, penis size is a concern ironically far more something guys think about than girls, there are exceptions of course.
 
To sell pills on the web to get a bigger cock, maybe you could try that. In my book, it appear that girls prefer big cock.

I have a small one I never got the chance to try these pills and I uselly say that I'm smarter than most guy, which is true but and btw, so this conterbalance the size of my dick.
 
All our cocks are equally small if you think about it. The largest possible value for cock size is positive infinity. Now, all seeing as all our cocks are of some finite size, this makes them all equally small and distant from the largest conceptual size possible.
 
Pagey said:
^It would be less unappealing than it would be painful I think. And agreed on the boobs, there comes a point when it's not attractive anymore. But same with everything really...I mean I like buff guys, but I find body-builders repulsive, for instance.
Everything's better in moderation.
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huge muscles serve no purpose whatsoever. who the fuck came up with such a stupid idea?
 
I would say "big enough to give you a squirting orgasm, your woman cum might even reach the ceiling."
 
rangrz said:
All our cocks are equally small if you think about it. The largest possible value for cock size is positive infinity. Now, all seeing as all our cocks are of some finite size, this makes them all equally small and distant from the largest conceptual size possible.
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lol dude. It's just a thread about dicks.

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that this guy has to do his best Data from Star Trek impression everytime he enters a thread?
 
In answer to the OP's question I'd probably say my penis is perfectly adequate so long as the girl in question hasn't got an abnormally loose pussy that would make the whole thing a bit like chucking a sausage down Briggate ( that's a main street in Leeds if anyone's wondering ). That should shut her up with the dick-sizing, oh yeah, that will shut her up plenty. Might not get you laid like, saying that but hey, it's their loss. =D

In all seriousness if AbsintheKittie stats are accurate, and I think they are, I couldn't be more average if I tried but I've had no complaints. I once felt a need to apologise for it to an ex, back when I still had hang-ups about things like that. Her response: 'I've seen smaller' so happy days. I'm on a swinging site where you'll find lots of ads from women looking for the VVVWE and such like. It's novelty factor isn't it, a desire for something you've never had, same as those ads from women looking for a black guy. Been to plenty of swinging parties and never once felt inadequate, the attention I got tells me noone else cared either. In fact they put an end to my hang-ups altogether seeing some of the other scabby looking cocks no bigger than mine most others were sporting. It's what you do with it that counts, and what other skills you might have. Makes the whole question of size redundant.
 
When you slip it in her and she starts moaing she wont want to know how big it is,she will want you to do it again and again and beg for it and wont ask for such immature questions again.If all else fails get a vacuum pump and use it till its about to pop.she wont know what she is in for...lol...stretch them lips.
 
Never underestimate the appeal of a nerd... there are a lot of very smart, nerdy, sexy girls out there who will be more impressed with someone who can do operator algebra or describe the metabolic pathways for your favourite recreational substance than they will be by your backwards hat and getting fall down drunk at a club.
 
^^ what's the metabolic pathway for viagra? I am aware it is a piperazine but not sure how it alters blood flow. as in what's its mechanism for vasodilation?
 
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