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What's your motto for life?

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I personally feel that finding humor and laughter in life, even in the face of horrible adversity, is very important. Laughter has gotten me through horrible things. So I often explain my sometimes inappropriate humor by saying:
"If you can't laugh at life, you'll never stop crying".
 
may today be the worst day of the rest of your life.
and the old pratchetty fave: "Carpe Jugulem!"
 
My dad has a plaque with the following in his office and it has been my motto as long as I can remember.
"Illegitimus non carborundum"
That's Latin for "don't let the bastards grind you down."
 
On politics: The man who gives up his freedom for safety deserves neither.
On emotion: One can not give that which he has never recieved.
On love: No one can love you until you love yourself.
On happiness: Happiness isn't having what you want - it's wanting what you have.
On life: Life's like a litterbox - no matter how often you scoop out the shit, it just keeps piling back up. (that's a Polly original!)
 
- May the best of your past be the worst of your future
- People act as if life is certain & death is uncertain, when infact its life that is uncertain and death that is certain......
- smile, be happy
 
PLAN A
"If at first you don't succeed, fuck the world and bang some speed!"
PLAN B
"And then if still you don't succeed, cut yourself and watch it bleed!"
PLAN C
"When all else fails to succeed, roll a joint and smoke some weed!"
 
Some of mine...
Everyone should have something they'd die for, otherwise, there'd be no reason to live.
Know yourself. Be yourself. Only yourself.
Contrary to popular belief, the object of life isn't to screw as many women as you can.
All made by me.
 
"Nothing - not even this statement holds objective truth, and therefore every conceivable action can and will occur."
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
 
Another favourite of mine...sorta justified a lot of drug use though...*shrug*..but can be applied elsewhere too.
"If you don't go hard GO HOME!"
 
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