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Whats the worst someone did to you while asleep at a party?

LOL at some of these stories. The worst one I ever heard about (I didnt actually witness this one) some guy everybody hates passed out from drinking and this dude put toothpaste on his cock and brushed his teeth with it.
 
Last time I passed out at a party drunk off my ass I had a book glued to my head.
The entire situation was blacked out from my memory but I woke up with dried Krazy Glue stuck in my hair.
I had to shave my hair. :[

And blue cocks and balls and some pink writing on my arms, although I don't know what it said.
 
drug_mentor said:
LOL at some of these stories. The worst one I ever heard about (I didnt actually witness this one) some guy everybody hates passed out from drinking and this dude put toothpaste on his cock and brushed his teeth with it.
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Explain. Guy one passes out. Guy two puts toothpaste on guy 1's dick, then uses the dick to brush his own teeth?
 
Heirarchy said:
And blue cocks and balls and some pink writing on my arms, although I don't know what it said.
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Someone took off your pants and colors your balls blue with a marker or paint? Between you and the guy above, it seems a lot of parties involve friends touching each other's nuts
 
one of my neighbors at bonnaroo this year was wasted tequila drunk and was smoking a bowl with me at his campsite and passed out in a lawn chair about an hour and a half before moe, which was THE band he came to see. his mouth was wide open and he was snorring rediculously loud. i took ou my vile and planted 3 bigs wet ones right in his mouth. he woke just as we were all about to leave for moe and was hella fucked up. after i told him what happened, he was really appreciative that i had done something to boost him up for the show, which was ultra sick.
 
rocklobster said:
Someone took off your pants and colors your balls blue with a marker or paint? Between you and the guy above, it seems a lot of parties involve friends touching each other's nuts
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Have you EVER seen a human blue cock or [blue highlighter colored] balls?
It was drawings, rofl.
 
rocklobster said:
Explain. Guy one passes out. Guy two puts toothpaste on guy 1's dick, then uses the dick to brush his own teeth?
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I think what he meant was that guy one got a free cock and paste tooth brushing from guy two. Guy two provided the impromptu brush and paste.
 
ebola? said:
jesus christ!
I'm glad I don't hang out with some of you people's friends.

ebola
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Well, I guess you're the type of person that doesn't care too much about dental hygeine while you're passed out at a party.
 
>>Well, I guess you're the type of person that doesn't care too much about dental hygeine while you're passed out at a party.>>

my comment is more directed as the rusty fishhook action...and most literal brown nosing. :)

ebola
 
painted my face like a drag queen with eyeballs on the backs of my eyes so it looked like I was awake
 
chivy said:
painted my face like a drag queen with eyeballs on the backs of my eyes so it looked like I was awake
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And you didn't go to a drag show right when you woke up?
SHAMEFUL.
 
I wasn't so much asleep as passed out from a coctail of many things. But when I came around I was inside two sleeping bags and tied up with 3 guitar cables and had ducktape over my eyes which got ripped off painfully...Bastards..
 
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