sillycybe
Bluelighter
i guess you will never know what we did to you chronik, will you?
I hope you brushed your teeth well.
I hope you brushed your teeth well.
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Whats the worst someone did to you while asleep at a party?
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sillycybe
Bluelighter
nah IV, how could i forget, you took it like a man didnt you.
Aishas Star
Bluelighter
At my 21st one of the guys i invited was paraletic by about 10:30, he chucked up next to my brothers car so all my mates dragged him up our driveway and one of them pissed on him.
We had to call his Mum to come and pick him up he was so bad. When she came she brought their big dog and the dog licked him all over his face, left dog slobber goo all over him..
I have some pertty good photos of it all..
We had to call his Mum to come and pick him up he was so bad. When she came she brought their big dog and the dog licked him all over his face, left dog slobber goo all over him..
I have some pertty good photos of it all..
Here goes:
I had a party at my house in high school and fell asleep. My friends did the following:
Threw a pool ball through the wall in my basement, then another friend stood up on a chair and pissed into the hole.
Stole pretty much every bottle of liquor in the cabinet.
One of my friends took my car, before we had licenses, and drove around not just around my development, but through the neighboring towns. Another friend took my mom's car and did likewise. Both cars were filled with a bunch of my drunk friends.
Forced me to wake up to a woman fucking a horse on my desktop computer iwth the volume turned really loud.
Also put on my desktop to wake me up a woman getting fucked by an automatic fucking machine.
Let's just say that was NOT a good idea.
I had a party at my house in high school and fell asleep. My friends did the following:
Threw a pool ball through the wall in my basement, then another friend stood up on a chair and pissed into the hole.
Stole pretty much every bottle of liquor in the cabinet.
One of my friends took my car, before we had licenses, and drove around not just around my development, but through the neighboring towns. Another friend took my mom's car and did likewise. Both cars were filled with a bunch of my drunk friends.
Forced me to wake up to a woman fucking a horse on my desktop computer iwth the volume turned really loud.
Also put on my desktop to wake me up a woman getting fucked by an automatic fucking machine.
Let's just say that was NOT a good idea.
donkeyPUNCH
Bluelight Crew
FYI, those weren't your friends. I had a similar party where tons of people showed up and I passed out. worst thing that happened was my stereo got drawn on with sharpie. THOSE are friends. and I'm talking people who had it been anyone else's house they would have done shit exactly like you said, pissing on things, holes in walls, stolen goods. I felt proud to be respected the next day lol.
people have drawn on me, but then again, who hasn't been drawn on while passed out drunk in the middle of a party?
one time, I was passed out on the couch after a big party at the co-op where I used to live in college. I had been doing keg stands all night
I'm normally a very light sleeper, but when I get drunk and stoned enough I sleep like the dead. People were trying to wake me up, but shaking and talking to me didn't rouse me from my drunken stupor. As a last resort, they repeatedly banged the two empty kegs together in front of my face, but still failed to bring me to consciousness. Then they gave up, figuring there was nothing they could do and it probably wouldn't be wise to make me get up and make the 7 mile bike ride home anyways.
one time, I was passed out on the couch after a big party at the co-op where I used to live in college. I had been doing keg stands all night
I'm normally a very light sleeper, but when I get drunk and stoned enough I sleep like the dead. People were trying to wake me up, but shaking and talking to me didn't rouse me from my drunken stupor. As a last resort, they repeatedly banged the two empty kegs together in front of my face, but still failed to bring me to consciousness. Then they gave up, figuring there was nothing they could do and it probably wouldn't be wise to make me get up and make the 7 mile bike ride home anyways.
chandler
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I vaguely [don't] remember one morning, getting home with a bunch of friends at 11am... Rather off chops, I broke out the joints and vodka. I managed to consume the larger part of a bottle of Absolut in the space of half an hour, and proceeded to fall backwards in my chair, and fall asleep on the ground.
I woke up three hours later. Stood up, fell over. My shoelaces were tied together. People were having a right chuckle at me, so I looked in the mirror. I had the usual 'insert penis here', and doodies all over my face. They'd also trickled moisturiser around my face, so it looked like I'd copped about four sizeable loads in the eyes. This was all photographed.
I also noticed my jeans were very wet, and was informed that I'd pissed myself. I saw the hilarity in this, took it on the chin (excuse the pun) and proceeded to laugh about it for two months.
Until I was told that they'd just poured water on my lap. I was somewhat disappointed!
I woke up three hours later. Stood up, fell over. My shoelaces were tied together. People were having a right chuckle at me, so I looked in the mirror. I had the usual 'insert penis here', and doodies all over my face. They'd also trickled moisturiser around my face, so it looked like I'd copped about four sizeable loads in the eyes. This was all photographed.
I also noticed my jeans were very wet, and was informed that I'd pissed myself. I saw the hilarity in this, took it on the chin (excuse the pun) and proceeded to laugh about it for two months.
Until I was told that they'd just poured water on my lap. I was somewhat disappointed!
i passed out one night after a big session of drinking, chop bowl still in hand. i woke up the next morning with an intense burning in and around my ears. turns out the lads had put toothpaste in my ears. over the next few days i was pulling large strips of dried skin off them. fuck it hurt. revenge is a dish best served cold!!!!
nofx
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i dont think i was asleep or passed out just nodding in and out of consciousness because of a mixture of xanax and captain morgan rum i was told they put shaving cream all over my face however i have no recall of this whatsoever but i do remember dreaming about smelling the scent of shaving cream anything worse than this would deserve a beatdown
they coulda atleast gaven me a trim if u already whip out the shavin cream
they coulda atleast gaven me a trim if u already whip out the shavin cream
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KemicalBurn
Bluelight Crew
Chubba75 said:The best I ever saw was at schoolies (big Australian party week after graduation) at nextdoors unit.
They wrapped a guy up, completely head to toe with about 10 rolls of Glad wrap (plastic wrap for your kitchen). He came too... they rolled him into the lift, pressed all of the 17 floors... 20 - 30 minutes later the doors open again, he's still there
Sounds like a good way to kill someone...
waking_orange
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One time my friend passed out so we moved everything he had out on the front lawn. Took the doors off the hinges and even put the fridge outside. We didn't talk for a while after that.
TheodoreRoosevelt
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I never fall asleep at parties, and I'm always the one doing things to people. Excuse me, but if you come over to hang out late and then go to bed like a little bitch, you deserve what's coming.
You know why?
Because when it's noon or whatever and I'm just 4 hours into sleeping, they try to wake you up! Fuck, that always pisses me off so much, if you just don't sleep you wouldn't wake up so early you dumb bitch.
Then they wonder why your so pissed off when they wake you up! I don't mind if you wake up early, but you better have gone to sleep the same time I did. Fuckers who go to bed 5 hours early and then wake me up 5 hours early, god damn.
Bengay is alot of fun, spreading that all over people. It's the same thing as IcyHot, which is equally as effective. Blowing bong hits into people sleeping, shooting people with BB guns, spray painting people, rollerpainting people's faces, permanent markers, cable tying limbs together, shooting someone with an automatic airsoft gun.
Nothing to me though. I'm always the one who does it to others. I have no mercy when it comes to fucking with early sleepers.
Hilarious thread though.
You know why?
Because when it's noon or whatever and I'm just 4 hours into sleeping, they try to wake you up! Fuck, that always pisses me off so much, if you just don't sleep you wouldn't wake up so early you dumb bitch.
Then they wonder why your so pissed off when they wake you up! I don't mind if you wake up early, but you better have gone to sleep the same time I did. Fuckers who go to bed 5 hours early and then wake me up 5 hours early, god damn.
Bengay is alot of fun, spreading that all over people. It's the same thing as IcyHot, which is equally as effective. Blowing bong hits into people sleeping, shooting people with BB guns, spray painting people, rollerpainting people's faces, permanent markers, cable tying limbs together, shooting someone with an automatic airsoft gun.
Nothing to me though. I'm always the one who does it to others. I have no mercy when it comes to fucking with early sleepers.
Hilarious thread though.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
couple of things:
Worst thing i've done (Not really b ad at all) was when my friend was passed out, I put liquid soap, ketchup and mayonnaise all in his hair then he woke up and thought it was someone else and he chased after them and slipped over falling straight on his face.
Another time we were at this random house party which was soo packed and the girls who's house it was passed out upstairs, meanwhile: we were in one of the room with speakers attached to the walls and someone somehow knocked it off and stupidly they had wired the speakers inside the wall and the speakers fell and ripped all the wallpaper off and some of the plaster off the wall. Then the house got so trashed and at the end the kitchen cabinets all well down (attached to the walls) and everything in them got destroyed. Also some drunk guy jumped on her new computer hahaha.
Probably about a grands worth of damages maybe more. I heard her parents didn't let her out for a year.
Worst thing i've done (Not really b ad at all) was when my friend was passed out, I put liquid soap, ketchup and mayonnaise all in his hair then he woke up and thought it was someone else and he chased after them and slipped over falling straight on his face.
Another time we were at this random house party which was soo packed and the girls who's house it was passed out upstairs, meanwhile: we were in one of the room with speakers attached to the walls and someone somehow knocked it off and stupidly they had wired the speakers inside the wall and the speakers fell and ripped all the wallpaper off and some of the plaster off the wall. Then the house got so trashed and at the end the kitchen cabinets all well down (attached to the walls) and everything in them got destroyed. Also some drunk guy jumped on her new computer hahaha.
Probably about a grands worth of damages maybe more. I heard her parents didn't let her out for a year.
Puddito
Bluelighter
Worst thing ive done was at a house party i punched two holes in someones living room door breaking my hand in the process, thats karma lol!. Im always fucked with at parties because i sleep like the dead.