Whats the worst someone did to you while asleep at a party?

[capEr]

We all know this can happen to you... wether its a friend or even a stranger who will do it to you it can be pretty brutal.. but pretty funny to the rest of the party... share
Or even share things you may have done to an unconscious target

One time coming down off a candy flip I was asleep but my friends stayed awake and while I was sleeping they put a ton of weights on me. When I woke up i freaked out and could barely move. They all laughed I thought it was brutal.

Another time passed out at a party my friend put shaving cream all over me on my hands, my head everywhere. I woke up but I was still half dreaming when I shoved a big pile of it in my mouth because I thought it was whip cream. I jumped off the couch and ran to the bathroom and spit it all out. GROSS MAN!

 

[9mmCensor]

Waking up in a hotel room after a long night of drinking and toking and really needing to use the washroom.

But when I wake up I hear my friends having sex. Not wanting to disrupt them I wait it out in silence trying to go back to sleep, but I cant because they are loud and I have to go.

 

[Tokey-tokerson]

Put me in a bed with this ugly fat girl.

Luckily, I woke up before anyone else thinking I had fucked her and snuck out.

Unluckily, the pictures of us in the bed wound up on myspace the next day :0

 

[AuraithX]

No one really does anything to me but we once wrapped one of my friends up in INDUSTRIAL-strength clingfilm. There was no way in hell he was getting out of this, we threw him about for a few hrs after that and stuck tampons all over him (one was stuck to his ear and looked like he was on the phone - hilarious)

 

[Afterm4th]

I once passed out at a party and woke up with a sore ass and AIDs. we all had a good laugh

 

[JB]

wake me up

the bastards

 

[rocklobster]

^^ Fat girls need loving too

"Fat chicks need love too. They just have to pay."

 

[stellablue]

^OMG you guys are funny

*starts running to the atm *

 

[thujone]

eh one time I crashed on the couch at like 4am which was a definite first to me since I never usually fall asleep while a party is still going on... got moved out into the middle of a 4 way intersection and was eventually woken up by the sound of cars going by haha. Nobody honked either, they just went around me hah, I guess they were considerate to my need for sleep in such a hungover state

 

[Pegasus]

^That is pretty fucked up. I think I'd find some new friends!

 

[dilated_pupils]

^^haha yea.

Nothings ever really happened to me (knock on wood) but one time my friend was starting to pass out in his computer chair after we smoked, so we grabbed the duct tape and completely covered him, legs, chest, arms, and feet, wrapped around the chair. There was no way for him to even move. He woke up and we decided to go outside, carried him outside, then put him in the middle of the street (he lives on a side street). Standed there waiting for a car and just laughed when they saw him. After that we cut him free and he had a fun time ripping off the duct tape from his legs and arms, as it pulled a lot of hair out.

 

[obsolete]

ach the usual - shaving foam!

 

[arizona83]

One of my mates almost got charged with indecsent assault after he filled a condom with moistueriser and a bit of water and pulled this guys pants down and wedged the condom in his ass crack. They took photos of it. When the guy woke up he freaked out big time and thought he'd been raped. No-one told him what had actually happened because they didn't want to put my mate in the shit. I think he still believes he was raped to this day. There was a small police investigation but no-one was talking so it stalled.

 

[rocklobster]

Indescent assult? What's descent assult? Pistols and coffe at dawn?

 

[lady grey]

One of my mates almost got charged with indecsent assault after he filled a condom with moistueriser and a bit of water and pulled this guys pants down and wedged the condom in his ass crack. They took photos of it. When the guy woke up he freaked out big time and thought he'd been raped. No-one told him what had actually happened because they didn't want to put my mate in the shit. I think he still believes he was raped to this day. There was a small police investigation but no-one was talking so it stalled.

why wouldnt you tell him? just to ease his mind - its harsh as for your friend to let this guy believe he was raped he has to live with that when its not even true

 

[rocklobster]

I wouldn't tell him either. If he's so dumb that he can't tell whether he was raped or not (hint: an asshole that feels like it's being burned is probably a likely indicator), then he might as well worry a bit.

 

[lady grey]

^^ LOL! i guess - just seems a bit harsh

 

[rm-rf]

im a light sleeper, even when nearly in a coma from booze.

i pity the fool that comes at me with a marker...

 

[trogere]

Or one of my favourite moments was back when I was 13/14, and we put a little bit of lotion/cream on his face while he was asleep. We actually ended up convincing him that someone cummed on him while he was asleep. He didn't talk to us for a couple of weeks.

That's a good one!!

 

[Rated E]

After smoking some weed then downing a few beers, i decided to down about 7 or 8 shots of tequila within about 20 minutes. I was pretty fucked up, anyways my head was spinning like crazy. I got up to go to the bathroom and passed out on a couch on the way there. This was at about 8pm, i woke up at 330am with my legs tied together and covered in permanent texter. Thats the only time i can think of.