Ok so there is this kid who just moved across the street from me and is from New Jersey. All he fucking talks about is how "hard" New Jersey is, about all the murders there and all the beautiful women that live there. He likes to say
"Ohio ain't shit, boy", when I mention anything about my state. I don't even talk shit about Jersey to him, yet he constantly lectures me about how rough it is there.
I've never been there, so all I know about it is what I've heard and read. It doesn't really look any different than any other state, except doesn't it have lots of toxic waste or something? Anyways, I'd like to hear from people who have lived there. Is it really that "hard"?
I've never had any encounters with the Jersey Devil. But Weird NJ is a freaking awesome magazine!! Some of those places are fucking scary as hell, and really are true. Like 13 bumps road, that his just gives you the creeps. And Clinton's Rd. I really don't care if people don't believe if shit like this, but when you are driving down Clinton's Rd at 2 in the morning, and you take that one hard sharp turn, and you see sitting hidden in the back of the dirt/trees on that sharp turn you see this car, with 4 realy tall men sitting it, and as soon as you take the turn, their lights come on and start following you, you fucking gun it not wanting to find out what they want.
I remember that so vividly I am getting the chills just thinking about it. Definitily read Weird NJ, it's worth your time.
My ex from jersey took me by Clinton Road one time because she knew I'd shit my pants cause i'm not used to the "dark-dark" from ny and all and it was the creepiest shit in my life. I swear I was gonna die and I was stone cold sober.
I'm curious now. What is this "dark-dark" that you speak of?