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What's on for Australia day?

I've got a bucks show on that day, so with any luck, it'll be

gas, paintballing, beer, more gas, more beer, stripper, more beer, tying mate naked to street light, scattered sleep.
 
I'm going with the ex on the annual Road Trip that he and his friends take at that time of year. About 50 people end up going. It winds up in Yarrawonga down by the river. Its basically a big piss up. It's my first time this year (we missed out last year b/c my ex's cousin had a wedding at the same time) and I've got mixed feelings about going, to say the least...because of a story that my ex's friend manages to tell me every time I see him:

"Mate, last year it was 45 degrees and there were no fucking showers! By the end I was rolling in me own dick cheese. Then I was down in the river minding me own business, and I happen to look up and theres this fuckin' SHIT floatin past! A big turd just merrily floatin' down the river! Mate, I was IN TEARS let me tell you! It must've been Justin coz i saw him wander upstream a few minutes ago. I WAS IN TEARS, MATE, IN TEEEAAAARRSSS!!!".

ew...

The guy who organises the trip also awards someone a perpetual trophy called the 'Biggest Arse' award for the person who manages to make the biggest arse of themselves on the trip. My ex won it last time he went. I really don't want to know what he won it for...
 
Jimity: Sounds like a wicked day planned

Mine will involve getting paid to stay at home (oooh yeeeeea) sleeping and sunbaking. Maybe sleeping whilst sunbaking. And listening to the hottest 100 countdown
 
Nihilist said:
I'm going with the ex on the annual Road Trip ...
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You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you? Good luck with that.

Friday will probably be spent hanging out and listening to the hottest 100. Looking forward to a five-day long weekend and Big Day Out :)
 
Gonna drink imported $100 cartons of VB til it comes out my skin.

Cook a BBQ of chops, snags and ridiculously burnt onions.

Definately gonna sing the anthem even though its shit and my colleagues cant understand English ~

And importantly im gonna leave a can out for the Aussie icons who have hit the deck this year (Steve Irwin, Brocky, Belinda Emmet, Richard carleton, many others)
 
On another note: do anyone of you actually care that it's Australia day?

I don't have a drop of Aussie blood in my body, but 26th Jan is one of my favourite days
 
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I'm really disappointed that more in the Bluelight crew aren't going to Kiss My Grass. Tsk tsk. I'll be there with bells on, rocking out, and tripping on some good sid. :) Can't wait.
 
Doppelganger said:
Am I the only one who thinks that road trip sounds like it would be a jolly good laugh?

Ya'll a big pack of wussies :D.
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I'm with you doppelganger :) I love massive road trips/days like that

One thing though... EVERYONE knows that, if you're doing your business in a creek... it's DOWNSTREAM from the party/campsite people. DOWNSTREAM! 8(

I do agree with hoptis though... you seem to want to continue putting yourself into a funky situation with your ex. :( I hope it doesn't all go pear-shaped.
 
samadhi said:
I do agree with hoptis though... you seem to want to continue putting yourself into a funky situation with your ex. :( I hope it doesn't all go pear-shaped.
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Cue: frown thread post.

Oh I kid, Nihilist. Just don't go.
 
Oh dear, I think I'll be going to Grant's for Australia day.

He assures me there'll be more females there this time. Last time the ratio was 1: 200.

And supposedly I'm meant to be growing a beard. :D
 
Nihilist said:
I'm going with the ex on the annual Road Trip that he and his friends take at that time of year. About 50 people end up going. It winds up in Yarrawonga down by the river. Its basically a big piss up. It's my first time this year (we missed out last year b/c my ex's cousin had a wedding at the same time) and I've got mixed feelings about going, to say the least...because of a story that my ex's friend manages to tell me every time I see him:

"Mate, last year it was 45 degrees and there were no fucking showers! By the end I was rolling in me own dick cheese. Then I was down in the river minding me own business, and I happen to look up and theres this fuckin' SHIT floatin past! A big turd just merrily floatin' down the river! Mate, I was IN TEARS let me tell you! It must've been Justin coz i saw him wander upstream a few minutes ago. I WAS IN TEARS, MATE, IN TEEEAAAARRSSS!!!".

ew...

The guy who organises the trip also awards someone a perpetual trophy called the 'Biggest Arse' award for the person who manages to make the biggest arse of themselves on the trip. My ex won it last time he went. I really don't want to know what he won it for...
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These things can be fun! least you know it wont be a boring aussie day lol

Im going on a boat cruise that a friend of mine from works is dj'ing on. Wasnt really in the mood to do much cos of bdo but people from work have persuaded me to go
 
The tower of beer fell on me today while I was trying to impress guests with how high i could make it, luckily no bottles or cans were damaged.

My leg hurts.
 
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