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What You Listening To? Part XXIV - The Conventional Road to Cropredy

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https://youtu.be/pI2wlrBFiWw the macc lads- germans

https://youtu.be/zxa2yxdW6UM Macc Lads - Barrels Round

how comes you aint out drink beer bashing queers and shagging women https://youtu.be/yT_aF8q81sU Macc Lads Newcy Brown dont be a plank she wasnt worth the wank lol

https://youtu.be/hBc-KwQg6vI The Macc Lads - Monkees

cheers sadie :) <3

https://youtu.be/LahfqeeYdYU Blackpool For A Fight the macc lads

https://youtu.be/EoJNJMtFoVs The Macc Lads - Alcohol

https://youtu.be/3-XdhLXZ5q4 The Macc Lads - Chester Zoo

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers,
Barrel shows his arse out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fucking off to the zoo.

Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wanking, Hyena sucking its dick,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a fag, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arse,
Rhinoceros is pissing, hippopotamus shitting,
Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his dick through the bars.

All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fucking off to the zoo.

https://youtu.be/LD32Eid5HeU The Macc Lads - Even Uglier Women thank fuck for ugly women all the boiler bags and trolls just say the could get a shag they invented alcohol :)

https://youtu.be/W07Q8k9jrLA The Macc Lads - Alton Towers

https://youtu.be/qDFztXXya7o the macc lads- fluffy pup live

https://youtu.be/nr2VeCR7bZM The Macc Lads - Uncle Knobby (Bitter Fit Crack)
 
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https://youtu.be/XnSuuNg0WB4 The Cardigans - My Favorite game HQ

https://youtu.be/LpIuj3mw6BI the cardigans - erase and rewind

https://youtu.be/esEdC0c3YI4 Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains (official music video) with lyrics

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (Official Video) https://youtu.be/VV1XWJN3nJo

https://youtu.be/j-fWDrZSiZs Dido - White Flag (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/3Vt0d9YlTC4 Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression

https://youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (US Version) (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/ggWyUEuGcWY JoJo - Leave (Get Out)

https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said

https://youtu.be/oofSnsGkops James Blunt - You're Beautiful (Video)

https://youtu.be/VUodwTf8JJw The Cardigans - Lovefool || Official Video || US Version [HD]

https://youtu.be/eAOdlgFJDAI Natasha Bedingfield - I Bruise Easily

https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w Dido - Thank You
 
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yeah its the same out my end sprout love living on a farm :)

https://youtu.be/AQyIpOd6yAc The Macc Lads - Head Kicked In

https://youtu.be/Y2JNFzsNscU The Macc Lads - Fat Bastard

https://youtu.be/0nmUpy3WDRw The Macc Lads - Boddies

https://youtu.be/30c2NWlkfNY The Macc Lads - Bitter Fit Crack

https://youtu.be/q1FcDMM0f8M The Macc Lads - Apprentice Dentist

Working at the dentist, community service,
Trying to fix the lighting and undercoat the door.
She ran down the road, her teeshirt was bouncing,
Looked like two rabbits fighting, she never wore support.

Said she had a toothache, had to see a dentist,
'Go and take your clothes off, now then, open wide.
Looks like you need a filling, I'll have to do some drilling,'
She wasn't very willing, she wouldn't part her thighs.

Her orifice stank of fish, I bent to kiss her clitoris, it smelled of piss,
Around her lips, were scabby bits, she had nice tits,
I'll get her pissed she won't resist.

Had to get her paralytic, got out the antiseptic, and the anaesthetic,
And held it on her nose.
Had to get inside her, 'I think its an incisor,' dribbling saliva,
I gave her a dose.

'Your gum's got an infection, you'll need a quick injection...
I'll use my large erection.'
She gobbled down my beef.
The nosh was eighteen carat, I pushed against her palate,
She sucked my mutton mallet, got pearl drops on her teeth,

'I'm sorry miss, but here's the twist, I'm here to help put up some shelves.
I'm no dentist.
But go next door, second floor,
Its the sperm bank, they'll pay a grand for what's in your jaw.

https://youtu.be/Qib32F5aT8g the macc lads -fellatio nelson
i.e gemma bell nee pike from york

https://youtu.be/pPCCIQKm43M The Macc Lads - More Tea Vicar

My bird rang up just the other day, she said:
"Get round fast, me folks have gone away. They've booked two weeks in Torremolinos"
I was round in a flash with a rock hard penis.
Threw her down on her mum and dad's bed- skirt up, knickers off, legs well spread.
One second after I'd filled up her twat, she shouts:
"Fuck pig and arsehole! Me mum and dad's back!"
Ran to the kitchen, pretend nowt's afoot- spic bastards on strike, airport shut.
"Yes, Reverand, no Reverand," polite chit-chat,
Then I saw a dribble and I heard a splat...

(Wee-Splat!) Glodge of jism's landed on the floor
Left foot on the bastard, vicar chats about the war
(Wee-Splat!) Another glob on the 'welcome' mat,
If I stretch my right leg, I'll get my foot on the twat

My bird leans over and quietly whispers:
"Nip upstairs and try and find me knickers."
"If they catch me up there, I'll get shot, besides, I can't move- I'm stuck to the spot,
And keep your knees together, stop moving about,
There's all manner of gear falling out of your clout."
"... And this band you're in, is it heavy metal?"
Christ almighty! She's over by the kettle!

(Wee-Splat!) Drop of spunk's landed by the cooker
Threw my jacket down and covered up the fucker
(Wee-Splat!) If he missed that cunt, the old git needs spectacles
How much yoghurt do I keep in my testicles?

Sticky pattern on the lino getting bigger and bigger,
"Garden looks nice, more tea vicar?"
"Now then son, you been shagging our Louise?
There's one of her pubes stuck in your teeth,
And my fucking floor's covered in bladder adder snot,
May the Lord strike you down dead upon this spot!"
He slips in the slime and lands on his bott,
And I thought God would be a better shot.

https://youtu.be/qxRyeuY2hz8 the macc lads-grease stop

https://youtu.be/u_G7V1ThMGs The Macc Lads - All Day Drinking

Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon,
All the pubs were shut,
There were knob all else fer do.
I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little twat."
He said, "Have a nice day sir, would you like a paper hat?"
I said, "Have a nice day bollocks,
And where's me fucking Mac?
An' I'll have a pint of root beer in a proper fucking glass,
If it's some new bloody lager,
I'll smash yer nose into the floor."
I won't be drinking in MacDonalds when they change the drinking laws.
An' I'll drink, drink, drink 'till it's coming out me ears,
And I'll drink, drink, drink 'till the pub runs out of beer.
An' I'll drink, drink, drink 'till I can't take another sip.
An' I'll have all day drinking on an intrevenous drip.
Yeah.
So what's the point of drinking up at three o fucking clock?
When there's decent ales in Scotland, but that's all full of Jocks.
The penny-pinching bastards, they've all got ginger hair.
It'll take an hour to buy a pint, can't understand a word.
And they're queueing up outside the pubs,
Waiting for a sale,
Bet they wish they put their bags on when it blows a bloody gale.
Everyone will buy more beer when they change the drinking laws,
Spend the extra tax they get to mend that fucking wall.
An' I'll drink, drink, drink 'till it's coming out me ears,
I'll drink, drink, drink 'till the pub runs out of beer.
An' I'll drink, drink, drink 'till I can't take another sip.
All day drinking on an intravenous drip.
An' we'll drink, drink, drink 'till it's coming out us ears,
We'll drink, drink, drink 'till the pub runs out of beer.
An' we'll drink, drink, drink 'till we can't take another sip.
 
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https://youtu.be/16x-tIBlVg0 The Macc Lads - Dans round us 'andbag

We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly,
We're gonna get laid by some greasy fellas,
We want some lump that's gonna fer plate us,
And we're gettin' under some Itallian waiters,
Dragged this Dago back fer hotel,
He's got a fit body but he doesn't half stink,
Kicking and squealing but I looked round,
I said come on slick, get a hard on now.
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Now.
Me boyfriend's a twat,
He's getting on me tits,
An' he hasn't shagged us for a week 'cos he's always too pissed,
And he won't know what the fuck to do,
When he sees me "I love Hosay" tattoo,
He can do as he pleases but he's getting me diseases,
And I watched me knicker line and he called me a slag.
He's getting no Newquay when I get back,
'Cos he's on the couch and I'm on the rag.
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Now.
Julie, are you comin' to the bogs?
THen one fit bar chap might give us a snog,
But I can tell by bulging trousers,
That the only girls he likes are not like me.

Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Dance dance, round your handbags,
Now.
(Repeat to end)
 
https://youtu.be/q4PETtKKii8 The Macc Lads - The Macc Lads Party


Where's the fucking party?
Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts,
Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts.
Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting really canned,
He locks himself in the bog and he's shagging Baggy Anne.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's place,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll smash you in the face.
Someone shouts "ale's run out, who's for tea or coffee?"
But Stez Styx pegs it down the road and breaks into to the offy.
And Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box,
She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby cocks.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's flat,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll kick your fucking twat.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's flat,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll smash your fucking twat.
When the Macc Lads have a party then they do it fucking right,
If we start it on a Monday then it ends on Sunday night.
You can come if your a Macc Lad,
You can fuck off if you're queer,
You can come if you're a fit crack,
But you've got to bring some beer.
(Repeat)

Read more: Macc Lads - The Macc Lads' Party Lyrics | MetroLyrics
https://youtu.be/h1cYjYh16Xg The Macc Lads - Man In The Boat

Her tits hung low, but her arse was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting labia
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this
And my tongue went looking for the clitoris
Can't fucking find it - where's the man in the boat?

The bastard's disappeared, she must be faking
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton
There's no sign of a little pink button
Can't fucking find it - where's the man in the boat?

She turned over to watch Eastenders
There must be a diagram someone could lend us
Tried further up, got no reaction
Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption.
 
https://youtu.be/3hx6wMqDCa0 The Macc Lads - Thinking In The Dark

Went down Discount Giant, and stood in the queue
Looked in the next trolley, like you do,
Just standing, thinking, about this and that. Standing there, thinking-
There's low-fat this, reduced-fat that,
What the fuck do they do with all the fat?
And what do they do with the alcohol stuff-
The stuff they take out of the beer for poofs?
The lead out of petrol?
The fags with low tar?
What about the calories they've taken out of margarine,
Salad cream and Lean Cuisine, Heinz Baked Beans, and mushy peas?
Do they sling them into binbags and send them to Bosnia?
The bulb in the bog went, during a dump.
I'm sat in the darkness, with crap on my rump.
Sitting, thinking, in the dark,
Just sitting, thinking- How does Stevie Wonder wipe his arse?
When the first bit of bogroll leaves buttock cleft
I always inspect it, to see how much turd's left -
All those blind bastards are in the dark,
No wonder Blue Peter need sixty billion bottle tops,
Because, you know, it costs a lot to coax and train a guide dog
To lick your arse.

now time for something different

https://youtu.be/zCvgXw-Bh04 Alan Jackson - Sissy's Song

https://youtu.be/-BpouZjDuAg Alan Jackson - Don't Close Your Eyes

https://youtu.be/2PM8_Ebit6w Alan Jackson - From a Distance

https://youtu.be/TpZJD6deEGc Alan Jackson "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning"

https://youtu.be/pTnnVk1Gjzs Alan Jackson - When Somebody Loves You

https://youtu.be/yXAqoZuYvyA The Old Rugged Cross - Alan Jackson with lyrics

https://youtu.be/BoLXNwZgQ4I Alan Jackson - Bring On The Night

https://youtu.be/ZzdYBkA2OuU Are You Washed By Alan Jackson

https://youtu.be/xi3r3FXG84I Alan Jackson-A house with no curtains
 
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