zombiesarepeaceful
Bluelighter
Fucking exs
When people complain to me about the prices of dances and drinks. 'WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! I WOULD DO A DANCE FOR X." Why are you getting angry and yelling at me? What the fuck do you expect me to do about it? I do not set the dance prices or else I would probably make them twice as high just for YOU because you are such an asshole. This is not bargain hunting or even a negotiation. I don't care how sexy you think you are, I am not cutting down the dance price so that I can take $5 or end up OWING my manager for the dance. And so do not throw the bullshit at me "I can get a dance at x for x amount." You are not the only one who know SF strip clubs. I know enough girls that I know the prices at about 90% of the clubs here and they all basically charge the same. And do not bring up the "I can get dances at Vegas for $20. ALL the dances there are $20." Oh, really? Wow I didn't know that, let me lower the price just for you because you're SUCH a nice classy guy and making me feel so good about myself by telling me I'm not worth paying the dance price, and hey, I wouldn't want to be charging more than they do in Vegas, that really matters to me. 8) Go to Vegas and tell me how much $ you actually end up saving after they swindle the rest of your money from you in gambling and drinking.
When guys do not tip. This does not annoy me in all circumstances--however, the guys that DO tip are always the nice respectful guys. The ones who do not tip are the really annoying arrogant ones or the octupuses you have to spend the whole dance fighting off. It is also always the guys who go to clubs all the time and know the fees I have to pay, so they know I am not making about 40% of that dance cost. I had one guy who kept trying to stick his finger up my butt a couple nights ago. He handed me $10 more and asked me for change, to which I responded "Aww you're not going to give me a tip?" He replied "No, I tip by getting dances" to which I responded "I see, so I guess when you go to a restaraunt you tell the waitress you just tipped her by buying a meal? Or does she have to let you finger fuck her to get a tip?" threw his $10 at him and walked away.
When guys clap at me on stage. Where do you think you are? This is a strip club motherfucker throw some dollars on the stage! Don't make me work for free.
I am incredibly ticked off right now... there is this poster (I'm sure u all can figure out who it is) who keeps writing incredibly blatant sexist/inappropriate comments and i sort of want to punch him in the face.
I'm hating men right now and most of you are good but this one deserves a good ass-kicking...