What star sign are you?

[Josh]

I hope the groom belt the living shit out of him.

That's funny, because I hate people who disrespect other people like that. Sticks and stones, and all that.

 

[Eveleivibe]

I saw a curry sauce called RoganJosh yesterday.

Evey

 

[ColtDan]

You're my star sign babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

only messing with ya. Fuck off

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuck me!! That's got to be the funniest post I've ever seen - I actually LOLd

 

[Sammy G]

Sun in glorious Cancer, moon in Taurus, and (quelle surprise) Scorpio rising.

I don't believe in astrology, of course, but that's spookily accurate.

 

[BecomingJulie]

What's with the asterisks?

They're a literary device. To make it look like a word I was not supposed to be saying.

Are you sure they actually 'came true', rather than just being so vague and generalised you can read anything you want into them?

The definition of "coming true" I was using, required a post facto comparison of the prediction with events that had actually happened.

 

[pasha]

Capricorn. Never read a horoscope it goes against my beliefs

 

[Allein]

its 1970 again ! LOL Pisces that was a pick up line in the 70's!

There was absolutely nothing wrong with 1970

Don't do the star sign nonsense......Russell Grant....I rest my case

 

[curious_24]

They're a literary device. To make it look like a word I was not supposed to be saying.

How very droll.

 

[BigG]

.Russell Grant....I rest my case

See your Russel Grant and raise you Fred the weather man from this morning.....

 

[Eveleivibe]

Oh I remember Fred now that does bring back memories.

Evey

 

[BigG]

Oh I remember Fred now that does bring back memories.

Evey

Not TOO many memories I hope Evey.....

You do know he's in court for child sex abuse don't you?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Sun in glorious Cancer, moon in Taurus, and (quelle surprise) Scorpio rising.

I don't believe in astrology, of course, but that's spookily accurate.

Capricorn n Taurus go because my lil' madam is a taurus lol. Next Saturday she'll be 6

Evey

 

[Tryptamine*Dreamer]

Aquarius

Oh I remember Fred now that does bring back memories.

Evey

There used to be a guy named Fred who lived with my family when we were in Oklahoma and I think he may have molested me. But that is probably not the same Fred.

Just a thought: Five Nights at Freddie's....

 

[masaz]

Not TOO many memories I hope Evey.....

You do know he's in court for child sex abuse don't you?

Philomena Cunk off Newswipe had a bit calling him 'that illegal weatherman', I recall :D

I'm Leo, haven't read my horoscope in years and years though.

 

[Bella Figura]

Essentially a 'what month' were you born thread. Riveting.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Essentially a 'what month' were you born thread. Riveting.

Yeh, but listen man - I was actually born in December, and on a Saturday no less!! No no, it's true, honest.. I mean what are the chances of a Saturday, in December, occuring exactly at the time when I WAS FUCKIN BORN?? I know, it's freaky shit innit?

 

[One Thousand Words]

All I need now is each of your mother's maiden names and I can retire to some Balkan state and drink vok while shooting Russian made weapons

 

[Eveleivibe]

Essentially a 'what month' were you born thread. Riveting.

hahahahaha

Wait until you all see the next thread I've planned. Coming in a bit. Hah :/ lol

Evey