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What star sign are you?

I don't believe in them at all but when I read some of the things that describe how I feel etc they're quite right haa, probably would be if I was any other too that's what I tell myself
 
kingme said:
i am mysterious and sexy
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You can see that he's mischievous, mysterious and devious
As he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun, and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
 
Are you sure they actually 'came true', rather than just being so vague and generalised you can read anything you want into them?

A Good tip for anyone faced with being a best man and wanting inspiration for the speech is to base it around the bride and groom's horoscopes printed on the big day - I used the ones from the Sun, but any paper will do. You can guarantee it will always be quite fitting and humorous. The downside is you can't prepare the speech until the day itself..
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Are you sure they actually 'came true', rather than just being so vague and generalised you can read anything you want into them?

A Good tip for anyone faced with being a best man and wanting inspiration for the speech is to base it around the bride and groom's horoscopes printed on the big day - I used the ones from the Sun, but any paper will do. You can guarantee it will always be quite fitting and humorous. The downside is you can't prepare the speech until the day itself..
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Best ever "best man" (using the term VERY losely) tale I ever heard was from a squaddie friend of mine.

It began....

"I'd love to be the first to announce that the bride and groom will soon be starting washing nappies"... Ahhh....says the audience..

"aye..not for a baby or owt but just that the dirty slag has been taking it up the shitter for so long now her arse muscles have completely packed up"

Cue bride running out the room crying and groom knocking best man out and beating him to a bloody pulp...

You've got to love squaddie, jock squaddies from the parachute regiment take foulness to a whole other level though :)
 
englandgz74 said:
Best ever "best man" (using the term VERY losely) tale I ever heard was from a squaddie friend of mine.

It began....

"I'd love to be the first to announce that the bride and groom will soon be starting washing nappies"... Ahhh....says the audience..

"aye..not for a baby or owt but just that the dirty slag has been taking it up the shitter for so long now her arse muscles have completely packed up"

Cue bride running out the room crying and groom knocking best man out and beating him to a bloody pulp...

You've got to love squaddie, jock squaddies from the parachute regiment take foulness to a whole other level though :)
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Class=D
 
englandgz74 said:
Best ever "best man" (using the term VERY losely) tale I ever heard was from a squaddie friend of mine.

It began....

"I'd love to be the first to announce that the bride and groom will soon be starting washing nappies"... Ahhh....says the audience..

"aye..not for a baby or owt but just that the dirty slag has been taking it up the shitter for so long now her arse muscles have completely packed up"

Cue bride running out the room crying and groom knocking best man out and beating him to a bloody pulp...

You've got to love squaddie, jock squaddies from the parachute regiment take foulness to a whole other level though :)
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Arf!! What a pair of humourless twats though - if my best mate came out with something like that on my wedding day, I'd suck his cock...
 
englandgz74 said:
Best ever "best man" (using the term VERY losely) tale I ever heard was from a squaddie friend of mine.

It began....

"I'd love to be the first to announce that the bride and groom will soon be starting washing nappies"... Ahhh....says the audience..

"aye..not for a baby or owt but just that the dirty slag has been taking it up the shitter for so long now her arse muscles have completely packed up"

Cue bride running out the room crying and groom knocking best man out and beating him to a bloody pulp...

You've got to love squaddie, jock squaddies from the parachute regiment take foulness to a whole other level though :)
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That's disgusting. I hate men who disrespect people like that. I hope the groom belt the living shit out of him.

Evey
 
Apparently the brides family were pretty well-to-do and when he began the speech by standing up and saying...

"will you noisy cunts at the back shut the fuck up!!! I trying to give me fucking speech!! " (imagine that said in a broad Glasgow accent!!!)...

And it just deteriorated from there really......
 
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