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What kind of shape is your body in?

Dark Side said:
Skinny im almost bang on 10 stone, lost half a stone in the last 6 months. could do with putting a bit of weight on because my jeans are starting to fall down. i think its due to drugs really daily pain killer usuage, i do walk alot though i get pretty decent exercise. Yeah walking to and from pharmacies 8)
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M/F? And what's your height? I'm ten stone but not skinny!
 
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RLP said:
ColtDan's weight gain correlates suspiciously with the lack of new Where's Wally books being released.
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if jamie oliver was around when coltdan was a nipper would he of ballooned to such grotesque flabby proportions? unlikely. jamie oliver is the dictator of chefs by replacing chips, sausage, beans with lots of green stuff and bland broads beans with something like strawberries and low fat cream for pudding now hes a hate figure to school kids and he doesn't give a flying fuck hes a disgrace!

of course dan i'm sure your huge frame is down to thyroid problems or something like that so you will get all the funding to give you a specially made bungalow with a heavy duty crane fitted for when you need to be airlifted to a specially made hospital bed for your next tummy tuck op all paid for by our taxes but i'm not mad this time only because its you.

so when did it get to the stage where buy one large pizza get another free with sides and dips was a meal for one?
 
I need craning out of here tbh, im a god damned mess, not even jeebus can save me now, you should see the size of my tits

It got to the stage where i started sniffing cheesecake all day and loved rubbing tomato sauce all over myself, i still do infact, i rub it all over my face and baws
 
ColtDan said:
I need craning out of here tbh, im a god damned mess, not even jeebus can save me now, you should see the size of my tits

It got to the stage where i started sniffing cheesecake all day and loved rubbing tomato sauce all over myself, i still do infact, i rub it all over my face and baws
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is it gay if a man plays with another mans fully grown man boobs and actually get a tingle down there? FUBAR wanted me to ask you he was a little embarrassed
 
Given my age (43) I'm not in bad shape IMO, the last 2 years I've been struggling with a smashed l=knee/leg from a motorbike crash but I've managed to keep the weight off despite not being able to exercise.

I've suffered Psoriasis for over 20 years but got that largely under control and I no longer have large unsightly patches on my arms and hands, I still have some larges patches on my legs but as a male people rarely see them and as I treat them they just look like large red scars, not the horrible flaking scaly mess it used to be.

I've never been someone to consider myself even as much as average in the looks department but as the years have gone by I care less about such things, this doesn't mean I don't fuss about my clothes and such, this scruffy look takes work ...believe ;)
 
ColtDan said:
You bulking up? hows the arm
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No mate my stomach is still pretty fucked from having a month of not eating properly, struggling to get the calories inside me.

Arm is totally in tatters and won't be anything but without surgery, just going to get to working on some cardio and leg strength on my singlespeed bike and doing some core exercises.

Luckily the board at uni took in to account my extenuating circumstances for the exam I failed in January and looked at the rest of my performance and just condoned me the credit for the module without having to do a resit. This means I'm open for surgery pretty sharpish if I want. Got a referral firing off to two private consultants on Monday, going to go talk to them about it and get a soft tissue scan and then see what the options are for surgery.

That will mean the beginning of months of rehab before I can do any upper body bulking though. Still two stone lighter than I was this time last year, but I've got rid of the opiate habit so it's going to be easier for me to get back to fitness. Going to have a benzo reduction going on for the next 20-25 weeks though which is going to wear a bit.

Basically the plan is to just start trying to lay down a base level of fitness and start knocking out the core exercises I can do in the mean time. Cardio and core strength is pretty much the basis of any martial art though in terms of your body so that's no bad thing.
 
SummerSerenade said:
Pretty sure I've put on a bit of weight this week which I'm not pleased about. That's what eating proper meals every day will do to you i guess!
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It's never meals with me, it's all the shit you eat between.

I gave up the booze 3 years ago and that buys me a bit of room but I'd like to be a stone lighter, but a bit of extra 'podge' is no biog deal :)
 
I don't eat shit in between, I drink a shitload of wine every day but I always do so that's not going to be making much difference. I still only weigh like 8 stone though and I'm going to have a coke-y couple of weeks I expect so I guess being a fat pig for a few days is awright.
 
SummerSerenade said:
I don't eat shit in between, I drink a shitload of wine every day but I always do so that's not going to be making much difference. I still only weigh like 8 stone though and I'm going to have a coke-y couple of weeks I expect so I guess being a fat pig for a few days is awright.
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Drinking a shitload of wine will put weight on. Your body doesn't simply get used to it. A serious alcohol intake on a daily basis should see you more than 8 stone (unless you're really small), so might be worth just double checking to making sure you're getting enough protein, carbs and fat for your body.
 
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