What kind of shape is your body in?

[gayorstraight]

I reckon he's got humungous balls.

All baws nae boaby.

I love it when you talk Scottish

 

[Eveleivibe]

I'm going to post the latest pic of me in the pic thread later with a min skirt on so I look a right fatso.... Never mind... THE FAT WILL COME OFF... hahahahah
I'm 5'1

BRB....

Evey

 

[parttime crackhead]

I love it when you talk Scottish

Ah've bin hinkin aboot jist typin lik is aw ra time.

Edit - Except it's quite difficult. I know folk who text like that, it's even a pain in the hole for me to understand.

 

[gayorstraight]

Ah've bin hinkin aboot jist typin lik is aw ra time.

I'm all for it.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

In pretty decent working order, for which I am extremely grateful.

 

[ColtDan]

I'm going to post the latest pic of me in the pic thread later with a min skirt on so I look a right fatso.... Never mind... THE FAT WILL COME OFF... hahahahah
I'm 5'1

BRB....

Evey

Get ya belly rolls out

 

[Eveleivibe]

Get ya rolls out

hahahahahaha I'm photobucketing them from iPhone now.... Gimme a chance was arguing on the Theo thread hahahaha

Evey

 

[rickolasnice]

Be sure to argue the argument with a valid argument, Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

My pics are up WARNING... They may crash your computers as I'm ugly hahahaha

Evey

 

[SummerSerenade]

On a body related note I went to put my favourite shorts on earlier for the first time this year and I swear you could've fit another person inside. I need new clothes/more food? (Needs more pictures I know, maybe if I wasn't so lazy ).

 

[ColtDan]

Yep deffo more pictures ;p

 

[SummerSerenade]

Creepy fucker

Will have to see how off my face I get tomorrow 8)

 

[ColtDan]

Hahaha

 

[Sammy G]

A real creepy fucker would've asked whether you'd like another person in your shorts...

Not that I'd know.

 

[SummerSerenade]

Haha, you're not wrong Sammy.

And suuure you wouldn't know

I'm a fat old man anyway, sorry to disappoint!

 

[ColtDan]

Fat old police offer, we're all thinking the same

 

[SummerSerenade]

Is it that obvious? Damn.

 

[ColtDan]

Haha... yes, as clear as day sweetcheeks

Nah only messing... for anyone who reads this and believes what i wrote

 

[SummerSerenade]

I need to work on my cover I guess

And who would believe what you wrote haha? Even I'm not that gullible. Who would believe I'm a cop when I'm clearly a 12 year old boy taking the piss?

 

[parttime crackhead]

I need to work on my cover I guess

And who would believe what you wrote haha? Even I'm not that gullible. Who would believe I'm a cop when I'm clearly a 12 year old boy taking the piss?

You're well a copper. Claiming to be a young girl, shouting about being a fan of Limp Bizkit. Plod need to update their yoof handbook.