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what fictional character is fucked up on what substance?

thepodman said:
The Ninja Turtles are pot-heads. Splinter is into peyote, ayahuasca, and opium. April O'Neil is a recovering oxycodone addict. Shredder is a hardcore tweeker. The foot soldiers do whatever they can find (meth, coke, pcp, weed, heroin). Bebop and Rocksteady are into DiPT and ecstasy. Casey Jones is another pot-head, but he's also an alcoholic. That scientist from TMNT2 is into LSD and 2C-B.
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hahahaha! the foot soldiers...
 
Sailor Moon and her friends always struck me as pillers. I agree with whoever mentioned the Carebears and Rainbow Brite too. The Glowfriends too, mayhaps? Wow, a steady diet of 80s cartoons as a child really prepared me well for the wonderful world of drugs.

"Get Along Gang, Get Along Gang
Each one is special in his own way
Doug is the leader and he's such a good sport
Get Along Gang, Get A-Lo-o-ng Gang!"

Ally McBeal always struck me as a shroomer. She doesn't talk much, is often edgy, and feels things profoundly. Oh, and has waking fuckin' dreams!

One character I'm surprised DOESN'T do anything is Moe from the Simpsons. He's such a jaded lowlife without any sense of societal norms, it seems likely a guy like him would look for some sort of chemical crutch. But he doesn't even drink. I know this is typical of a bartender -- I've met a number of real bartenders who are teetotal or close to it -- I think it never hurts when you're surrounded by alcohol on the job. But couldn't you see him getting into painkillers?
 
^^^ yeah, but he definitely wasn't on the inside loop of drugged up deities -- he couldn't get his hands on whatever fantastic shit the gods of India were doing.

The Chinese gods are just gambling addicts.
 
Towlie...."hey, you guys, waaanna get hiiiigh"

and you know the fucking Teletubbies were etards.
 
MyDoorsAreOpen said:
One character I'm surprised DOESN'T do anything is Moe from the Simpsons. He's such a jaded lowlife without any sense of societal norms, it seems likely a guy like him would look for some sort of chemical crutch. But he doesn't even drink. I know this is typical of a bartender -- I've met a number of real bartenders who are teetotal or close to it -- I think it never hurts when you're surrounded by alcohol on the job. But couldn't you see him getting into painkillers?
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I see him banging H. His eyes are very low and he seems dazed and unaffected from alot of talk and physical contact. seems like he is nodding all the time just standing there so idle.
 
Hyperion said:
I think Snufflupagus was Big Bird's dealer or something, he's always waiting around for him.
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His nose used to be as straight and as thick as... lets say a long, hard, thick - tree. But all the cartalege got corroded away when he snorted those ounce-lines.
 
Dr. Nick is definently always high off his ass

Dr. Hibbert is straight edge other than around when Marge was pregnent the first time and he had those hippy clothes on

Skinner took his fair share of meth in 'nam

Hans Moleman is constantly on painkillers (he gets hurt all the time)

Chief Wiggum and his wife (i forgot her name) smoked waaaaay too much pot and his wife smoked when she was pregnent and Ralph resulted in that.

Rev. Lovejoy is also on painkillers and smokes weed (he's mellow and dosen't give a shit about anything)

Flanders has been taking mushrooms and acid all his life and is either REALLY pissed off or happy as a...a...really fucked up person

Apu has smoked so much indian opium that he lieks getting shot by robbers because of all the money he makes

Sideshow Bob has been strung out for the past 10 years but now it's recovering (he helped the simpsons family)

im too lazy to go on
 
Hermione's
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Off topic... but I have to say, Emma Watson is hot :D

/gets sent to jail
Dr. Hibbert is straight edge other than around when Marge was pregnent the first time and he had those hippy clothes on
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Wrong :) In a later episode when about to operate on Homer, he injects himself (IV) with morphine :D
 
I have always wondered what the creators of the cartoons/shows were on. I highly doubt sober people could come up with such ideas.
 
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haha no way can any of them be sober. there job is to create a cartoon, and they probably don't do less than half of the work because of writers, animators, etc etc

plus a lot of them are young
 
Chubba75 said:
Off topic... but I have to say, Emma Watson is hot :D

/gets sent to jailWrong :) In a later episode when about to operate on Homer, he injects himself (IV) with morphine :D
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yeah i remember that episode its when Homer has his heart operation, altough the doctor was Dr Nick
 
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