I collect debts. If no one owes me at the time (Only happened once for about a week only.), I go fix some friends/family computers for a few bucks since someone always installs a virus or some weird virus porno. If that's not happening, then I just borrow money from a friend of mine and pay him back in services or in a week whenever the extra money from stocks or doing high-schoolers essays for extravagant prices on the weekends (It pays to have family with Mexican younger cousins and their friends who can barely speak basic English, such easy business.). If that fails me, then I'd probably be bitchy and pissy for a week and maybe ask around if anyone has some extra drugs they don't want, works surprisingly well most of the time, which surprises me still. If even that fails me, then I'd finally resort to just talking $40 out of the bank and going 50-50 on some booze and bud, being SUPER stingy and conservative until I can get much more. I always put in at least $200 in the bank every month for an emergency fun times fund, so I'm pretty much set. It kind of amazes me how many back up plans I have for being dry, lol.