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What are you munching on? v. gimmie toblerone n' beetroot

rockstar 69 said:
Just seen this, fuckingSPADE.



I can't believe I called you a player, don't even know the technical terms for what your doing! Pulled = thought you had them where you wanted them, cheeky snogs ended up getting them home then they wanted cuddles instead of sex or some shit lol. Getting your hole = getting your hole. Comprende?

My chat the other day wasn't the best I'd agree. Wasn't really in it, she was tidy but a total beaut and as soon as she knew about the one I've actually been seeing a bit of I wasn't in it. Almost debating behaving for the next 2 weeks while the princess is away, only thing is we're not technically together and I'd hate the idea of her out there pulling boys while I'm here behaving lol, she's in Bulgaria though so don't know what the chances are of that.

I'll probably end up not sticking to it anyway mates 21st tomorrow be loads of birds and then up town sesh sat so behaving is probably unlikely.

On topic I just had a massive portion of cheesey beanos on toast, mozarella, half a can of beans, bit of chicken, was pretty good despite sounding a mess!
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People use the term 'pulled' to mean all sorts. Folk will say they pulled and all they did was chat to a bird for a while. No bird is going to go with a guy and jump into bed with him if she's not wanting her hole as well. Fail on your part mate. Or maybe they just saw you as a friend. ;)

Where in Bulgaria is the bird, Sunny Beach? She'll be getting pumped rotten it's a big party place full of pissed up Europeans. :D

On topic, I went for a pub lunch with the old dear. Steak burger with cheese and chips followed by creme brule cheesecake and ice cream.
 
Haha no you just don't have a clue matey. If they got banged you would say so! I'm on a 2 week dry spell at the moment, useless. This 30 year old bird I know it was her birthday just today, she's out where I am sat keeps messaging me might have to be done just for the banter I think! And nah all over me then she turned round and said 'hehe I'm too drunk to have sex', ballbreaker and a half. Was quite funny at the time but a bit annoying!

I've no idea mate tbh never asked. Told her to watch out for roofies and bryl creme so sure she'll survive, the only guy with them is with her mate, no bulgarian is getting anywhere near her so hopefully the princess will arrive home untouched lol.

Back on topic, ate absolute shit loads today. Now waiting on a chicken vegetable cremey pasta with potato's, salad and sweetcorn. hungryLAD.
 
Who said romance is dead eh?

edit: also agree with spade about the various meanings of pulled
 
rockstar 69 said:
Haha no you just don't have a clue matey. If they got banged you would say so! I'm on a 2 week dry spell at the moment, useless. This 30 year old bird I know it was her birthday just today, she's out where I am sat keeps messaging me might have to be done just for the banter I think! And nah all over me then she turned round and said 'hehe I'm too drunk to have sex', ballbreaker and a half. Was quite funny at the time but a bit annoying!

I've no idea mate tbh never asked. Told her to watch out for roofies and bryl creme so sure she'll survive, the only guy with them is with her mate, no bulgarian is getting anywhere near her so hopefully the princess will arrive home untouched lol.

Back on topic, ate absolute shit loads today. Now waiting on a chicken vegetable cremey pasta with potato's, salad and sweetcorn. hungryLAD.
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Two weeks is hardly a dry spell. Folk on here go longer without eating. When a bird is sayins she's too drink to have sex she's just making excuses mate, it's not like she has to get it up. Guess she just didn't fancy you or thought you were gay. ;)

A guy 'mate' with your bird eh? He'll be pumping her even if the locals aren't. It's probably not the locals you have to worry about anyway it'll be all the Italian & Spanish she'll be having to fight off....or not. ;)
 
Haha worried! I was drunk anyway so just went to sleep, wasn't an arranged one I liked or that.

And nope he's with her best mate, and her best mate is pregnant, I'd say we're safe from that angle. Maybe other tourists but surely Bulgaria isn't going to be anything like maga or ibiza, I'm not technically with her anyway being seeing her here and there still not banged reckon you would have to be with her for that anyway, definately high maintenance. I'll just have to keep myself amused at the weekend and be looking swish when she gets back...

I've found that stunner you met in Thailand though mate, sure it's her, I'll post her pic in the gibberings thread ;)
 
Sunny Beach is just like Magaluf etc. It's a European holiday resort for pissed up 18-30 package tours etc. Shit hole.

LOL, that birds picture you posted doesn't even look remotely Thai. Mong. ;)
 
About your standard I'd say spaderig! And nah pretty sure that's not where she's going sounded booze at the beach type holiday.. then again she did post some thing with a boat party, don't think it's that place though, all I remember her saying was it's 38degrees there just now.

Just eating a massive bowl of porridge, banana and honey. Gym food! :)
 
Spade would like to think cos he has to save up for 6months and travel a few thousand miles to get his hole.

I'm not that fussed, will make me feel less bad, I don't really think she will be though. Hard to say lol.
 
I just ate some crackers and cheese, bit of ham, beetroot, cucumber, red pepper and tomato. Oh and some doritos but no salsa to dip them in!

rockstar 69 said:
About your standard I'd say spaderig! And nah pretty sure that's not where she's going sounded booze at the beach type holiday.. then again she did post some thing with a boat party, don't think it's that place though, all I remember her saying was it's 38degrees there just now.

Just eating a massive bowl of porridge, banana and honey. Gym food! :)
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Sunny Beach IS booze at the beach type holiday. You're in denial son. ;)

Mailmonkey said:
like Spade said, she's getting rode ragged.
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=D
 
I had some pizza earlier in the night yesterday before eating that. My mates already said he's got loads of pizza in for us going round to his house tomorrow so will be eating it tomorrow too. Healthy eating will not happen over the next few days, boozing and pizza this weekend then going away for a 3 day boozing sesh next week and no doubt will eat a load of junk.
 
A few slices of tomato with salt + basil and a mug of peppermint tea.

Help's the MXE go down I say. Takes the nasty taste from the sub-lingual absorption away too!
 
loads of stuff, mainly healthy. apart from eating apple cake for brekkie
 
Love my slow cooker - had a chicken on the bone curry in it all day, bit of fannying there, popped some chard in at the end etc etc and we have a lovely midnight indian-type meal. Me nans a bit stodgy but lovely burnt edges, mushroom rice could be better but hey ho I'm ooot meee apron =D

Patio doors open, fox n' cat run time of night, great entertainment - nicer than nice time %)

nae broken ankles this weekend eh kate ;)
 
Sounds scrummy, Kate <3

Also reminds me I really should take up that offer of a free slow cooker that's an unwanted and unused gift Occasional Mrs Shambles has had sat in her backshack for donkyonks. Most everything I munch (aside from the oodles of frozen pizza I really need to be getting away from) is stuffs simmered in liquids so would be ideal for me.

Speaking of stuffs simmered in liquids, been cooking this eve. From scratch (8o8(8o) too believe or not. Not to be munched til tmoz but izza spagbol variant made with fuckloads of onion and garlic (Marmz' "one clove, one love" ones again cos they're to hand and also bloody great) fresh chillies, fresh peppers and "umami paste" amongst many other Good Things and also bulked out a bit with a tin of ratatouille. Tis a veritible vegfest (aside from the mince) of truly healthy proportions. Blimey barely covers it 8o

But tonight's rather late dins consisted of fillet steak (never had before - in fact is only the second steak I've ever eaten) with crispy sliced spuds (basically scallop potatoes only thinner and baked rather than fried) and peppercorn sauce on the side (out of a packet I must admit). First time of eating fillet steak (cos it was reduced to £2 at the end of the day) and first ever attempt at cooking any form of steak. Aimed for medium, got well done. Was still surprisingly tender, moist and juicy (unlike RS69's wimminfolk it seems ;)) though and perfectly edible. Not bad for a first attempt. Spuds were bloody lovely - even crispier than certain areas of the sheet I sleep under (though less salty even when seasoned). Sauce was the weak link but hardly a surprise tbh - was just a Colman's packetmix cos it only cost 50p as opposed to nigh-on £2 for the "Truly Irresistible" fresh version inna pot. Bit gloopy in consistency but plenty peppery so certainly could've been worse.

Quite chuffed with the days munch-based endeavours so I am. Yumscrum all 'round really <3
 
Shambles said:
But tonight's rather late dins consisted of fillet steak (never had before - in fact is only the second steak I've ever eaten)
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Fillet is to-die-for Shambles! You're a bit late to the table but get in there while the world spins on it's axis. Fillet steak and peppercorn is scrummy. Sirloin is always full of chewy fat.
 
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