yup I could have probably done with the 20lbs to be honest, but more evenly distributed around my skeleton like frame that just a pot belly and my new sexy man boobs.
Sign of old age my good man. You undoubtedly can carry the extra pie

yup I could have probably done with the 20lbs to be honest, but more evenly distributed around my skeleton like frame that just a pot belly and my new sexy man boobs.
gonna take up drugs again soon and sort it out.
jesus. mary, mother and joseph, tell me that's not 3 black olives
I wouldnt put it past you
[had to login from the bath to post this I'm so perplexed, goddamn you]
Dan, I've been bigging up your food since that photo with the smoked sardine and plaice and hardboiled egg and beetroot etc, I honestly thought you were an undiscovered genius.
That photo above however, both sections of it.....fuck me
And yes, I can't see what it could be other than black olives????
this my man, is a microwaved jaffa cake with chocolate peanuts ontop. 5 secs in the microwave, pop it out, place them ontop... or maltesers, whatever tickles your fancy. bing pow boom bing. fucking masterpiece.
been right on the healthy food today. tin of sardines, tin of tuna, banana, loads of salad, oranges, apples, etc.