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What are you munching on? v. Bratfud Bean Pie for brains!

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watsons torment said:
yup I could have probably done with the 20lbs to be honest, but more evenly distributed around my skeleton like frame that just a pot belly and my new sexy man boobs.
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Sign of old age my good man. You undoubtedly can carry the extra pie ;)
 
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jesus. mary, mother and joseph, tell me that's not 3 black olives

I wouldnt put it past you

[had to login from the bath to post this I'm so perplexed, goddamn you]
 
Dan, I've been bigging up your food since that photo with the smoked sardine and plaice and hardboiled egg and beetroot etc, I honestly thought you were an undiscovered genius.

That photo above however, both sections of it.....fuck me :(

And yes, I can't see what it could be other than black olives????
 
Marmalade said:
jesus. mary, mother and joseph, tell me that's not 3 black olives

I wouldnt put it past you

[had to login from the bath to post this I'm so perplexed, goddamn you]
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ahahaha

Mailmonkey said:
Dan, I've been bigging up your food since that photo with the smoked sardine and plaice and hardboiled egg and beetroot etc, I honestly thought you were an undiscovered genius.

That photo above however, both sections of it.....fuck me :(

And yes, I can't see what it could be other than black olives????
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this my man, is a microwaved jaffa cake with chocolate peanuts ontop. 5 secs in the microwave, pop it out, place them ontop... or maltesers, whatever tickles your fancy. bing pow boom bing. fucking masterpiece.
 
ColtDan said:
this my man, is a microwaved jaffa cake with chocolate peanuts ontop. 5 secs in the microwave, pop it out, place them ontop... or maltesers, whatever tickles your fancy. bing pow boom bing. fucking masterpiece.
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there's no reply to that :(
 
tbh it was a twisted MXE induced concoction. not my finest work

anyway... post you should post some pics :p
 
this is true Dan, is all very well me posting in this thread with fictitious accounts of what I'm eating...for all you know I'm sat here with my KwikSave Potnoodles every night.

I'll take some food photos, well meal photos, this week!
 
We've got a fridge full of different cheeses, some fancy stuff too and a box full of jacobs crackers. Going to go stuff myself full of the shit.
 
just had 2 sausage n egg sambos with a cup of tea.

atm got a pot of sweet potato and chorizo soup almost ready.also have some oxtail and smokey bacon cooking which im going to make some pies from.

yesterday made up a spanish style chicken stew for todays dinner.im back to work tomorrow so its going to be healthy eating for a few weeks.

porridge n honey plus brown bread for brekkie then homemade soups for lunch.
 
I'm on the healthy eating kick as of Monday to counter balance the previous 2 weeks of heavy drinking and gluttony. Been very decedant. Tonight though I'll probably stuff my face, there's some homemade chicken, noodle & sweetcorn soup in the fridge then who knows after that, crisps, chocolate, fatty food, nom nom nom!
 
Im spending some of my very welcome christmas gift money on chinese food tonight. Its what Santa would have wanted. What with everyone healthy eating at this time of year someone needs to support these take away establishments, I'm a martyr to the cause.
 
been right on the healthy food today. tin of sardines, tin of tuna, banana, loads of salad, oranges, apples, etc. very surprised i havent put on a huge amount of weight over the holiday, was eating cake, biscuits, pringles, chocolate and all kinds of other crap for days. made me feel quite ill after awhile. did hardly any exercise either and drank like a fish. human bodys are weird. maybe all that eating rocketed my metabolism up or something
 
lol nah.

also started taking milk thistle supplements again, used to take them ages ago but stopped... with the amount of drinking i do its probably worth me taking them. fuck knows if they actually work or not, although from what ive read apparently they do. its not food but... yeah. adds to my diet i suppose
 
Just been stuffing my face with a 3 duck platter, chinese style, smoked and standard duck with mange touts. Old dear got them reduced at the supermaket. Soon going to be eating some steak and potato hash thing.
 
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