What are you munching on in EADD? v back teeth and cheeks

[StoneHappyMonday]

Is it the word "sausage" or the shape that you take issue with? Or both?

Sausage is meat, from sausage dog. Ergo, sausages can't be vegetarian. I think that's the argument MM is making.

 

[gayorstraight]

Then we shall call them Quornages

 

[knock]

Quorn Sausage Shapes? Would that be OK?


^ Quornage! Excellent Sounds a bit like carnage, which is always good.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Quorn bacon, sausages, scrambled egg, fried halloumi, mushrooms = much better fry up than one made from bits of old pig

right thanks I've just answered the conundrum of your username.

 

[Shambles]

Quorn bacon, sausages, scrambled egg, fried halloumi, mushrooms = much better fry up than one made from bits of old pig

Lies.

However, I do like to have the option of both. Aside from the Quorn "bacon" which is a product that should be encased in concrete and buried down a mineshaft for public health and/or common decency reasons.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Quorn Sausage Shapes? Would that be OK?


^ Quornage! Excellent Sounds a bit like carnage, which is always good.

Soyages?

edit. Boy is it busy in here tonight. Just seen Quornage, I agree.

 

[knock]

I agree with gayorstraight, much prefer a veggie breakfast. Except the bacon bit. Veggie bacon doesn't exist.

Still, I have both pork sausages and quornages in my fridge. I really must be gayorstraight.

 

[gayorstraight]

right thanks I've just answered the conundrum of your username.

I'm only gay sometimes. I'm always vegetarian.

 

[Ben So Furry]

I agree with gayorstraight, much prefer a veggie breakfast. Except the bacon bit. Veggie bacon doesn't exist.

Agreed, I hate the bacon stuff. Scrambled eggs, yes please. Extra mushrooms. Cheers.

right thanks I've just answered the conundrum of your username.

 

[Shambles]

I'm only gay sometimes. I'm always vegetarian.

Then how do you cope with sometimes eating curtained beef?

*gets coat, leaves*

 

[gayorstraight]

^ phahahahaaa
Maybe I should be called a pescetarian

 

[Shambles]

Am actually struggling to think of a euphemism for either species of genitalia that doesn't entail meatiness. I'm sure there must be plenty but all I can think of involve meat. Are there veggie alternatives? Soya sword? Quorny quim? Tofu todger? Mushie minge? Actually, pretty sure I've experienced a few of that last one

 

[Ben So Furry]

Cauliflower cock?

edit. That was crap, can I have it stricken from the record?

 

[gayorstraight]

Am actually struggling to think of a euphemism for either species of genitalia that doesn't entail meatiness. I'm sure there must be plenty but all I can think of involve meat. Are there veggie alternatives? Soya sword? Quorny quim? Tofu todger? Mushie minge? Actually, pretty sure I've experienced a few of that last one

Awesome.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I'm only gay sometimes. I'm always vegetarian.

Do you take anti-depressants with that?

 

[Shambles]

^

Cauliflower cock?

edit. That was crap, can I have it stricken from the record?

Could've been if you did so before I quoted it. Now forever saved

And I'm pretty sure Cauliflower Cock is a medical condition. Somewhat akin to Brussels Bollocks and Cabbagey Cunt.

 

[gayorstraight]

Do you take anti-depressants with that?

yes, I'm sad I can't be gay all the time. I just love the cauliflower cock too much

 

[Ben So Furry]

Damn you Shambles. *waves fist*

God I really want some dry roasted peanuts now. Toast just hasn't cut it.

 

[gayorstraight]

Damn you Shambles. *waves fist*

God I really want some dry roasted peanuts now. Toast just hasn't cut it.

*Chucks you my spares*

 

[Shambles]

Presumably CauliCock must come with cheese. Rarely have I craved the cock as much as this moment of discovery. So that's what all the fuss is about. Kept that quiet, cocksuckers. And there was me thinking dick cheese was a Bad Thing when all the time it was simply a side-dish to give the brassical bone some flavour.

I hear Purple Sprouting Penii are good in season too.