Heh, I forgot the add the link but you're right. The first lyrics are:
Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs
Then there's one of my favourite verses ever bequeathed to music:
I know my haiku's are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water's moustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars