Check this out fukin clever as fuk
They was told not to ride in PATTY'S HEARSE
And stay out of CHARLES MANSION
Took ABRAHAM'S LINCOLN through the TODD BRIDGE expansion
WiILLIS READS a map that marks the spot showin
On his left, GEORGE BURNS a blunt WILLIAM'S HOLDIN'
TYRA BANKED the money that CHAKA CONNED him for
ALICIA KEYED his car for givin' MELBA MORE
For the REDD FOXX she bought off the block, but thought twice
As DEBORA COCKS the gun cuz she beat KELLY'S PRICE
When ROSA PARKED the truck on the farm that KIM FIELDS
LINDA TRIPPED tryin' to walk in LAURYN'S HEELS
Water dripped outta FARRAH'S FAUCET in the glass
She was "Superfly", CUTIS MAY FEEL her ass
CHRIS TOOK HER to a show, TED TURNED HER to a hoe
ROBERT (THE RZA) DIGGS the beat, but ain't feelin' the flow
But he signed too fast, for 1/2 of JOHNNY'S CASH
NIA LONGED for the album to drop, cameras flashed
TOM SAW HER at the LUCILLE BALL up in the foyer
He confronted RICHARD, PRIOR to hirin' his lawyer
SUGE'S KNIGHT removed the rook off the board
DON KING was checked and AL SHARPENED the sword [CHORUS]
"Wantin cream, I ain't wantin fame"
"Fame is the measure"
"Rap celebs"
"The place where stars are born"
[Verse 2]
The SAINTS marched in, KURTIS BLOWING his horn
TOM CRUISED the boulevard, CHRIS ROCKED the song
For the hundred time, they pressed rewind to the beginning
They toast the rhyme, the juice spilled on JOHN'S LINNEN
They took it to ELIZABETH, TELL HER to dry clean
The lone seamstress, who was schemin' on AL'S GREEN
You know they shoot for the STARS, AND BUCK WILD
Like the kids in the yard who play with JANE'S CHILD
A beautician laced ERYKAH'S BAD DOO
SEAN COMBED through the evidence, just to get a clue
The needle in the haystack, from outta EARTHA'S KITT
Knew the TIGER WOULD kill him, once thrown in BRAD'S PIT
JESSE OWIN' the money from the weed BUBBA SPARKED
Made his journey seemed far, as he walked in DICK CLARKES
JEFFEREY'S LIONS stuck with a thorn from GEORGE BUSH
PAUL PIERCED the heart, as the crowd pushed
Acting alone... DREW BURIED MORE bones
Of the victims, three blocks from JIM'S BROWNSTONE
They shared the same bowl, he caught NATALIE'S COLD
The producer, threw the butter on ESTHER'S ROLL
NIPSEY WRESTLED him down, got his jaw wide
In a instant, BROOKE SHIELDS him from the gunfire
ANGIE STONES him to death, with those vocals
KEITH SWEAT from the workout, just from runnin' local [CHORUS] "Wantin cream, I ain't wantin fame"
"Fame is the measure"
"Rap celebs"
"The place where stars are born"
[Verse 3]
LARRY'S BIRD flew outta NICHOLAS CAGE
JOE TEXTED messages from SATCHEL'S PAGE
BET HE WRITE letters with ink from SEAN'S PEN
Infinite bars, you couldn't tell where the song end
GLENN CLOSE enough to quickly dub the tapes
RICHARD GEAR ripped, while he was climbin' BILL GATES
He was a southerner, posin' as a native NYer
JASON KID took his 1st steps in JIMMY'S WALKER
And stayed on line, chattin' with rap celebs
Used BERNIE'S MAC to search VERONICA'S WEB
It cost him his life for the advice she gave
Now PETE ROSE lay on VANESSA'S RED GRAVE [CHORUS]
"Wantin cream, I ain't wantin fame"
"Fame is the measure"
"Rap celebs"
"The place where stars are born"
"Wantin cream, I ain't wantin fame"
"Fame is the measure"
"Rap celebs"
"The place where stars are born"
The GZA Fame
Cleverest song in this thread period