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What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

oranjeboom black for a change. there were only 2 left in the shop when i was worried and i'm concerned i'll have to walk 100m extra for my next reload.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I wouldn't if I were you.

We're a bunch of fuckin cunts... ;)
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well admittedly it's hit or miss, but when it hits it's golden... but one could describe all comedy this way

I'm rather cynical about humor

I don't watch American comedy movies, they're all seemingly designed for people with the IQ of the temperature outside (fahrenheit, of course, celsius is for plebeians)

I love absurdist humor the most, because it makes me laugh more than any other
 
Negentropic said:
well admittedly it's hit or miss, but when it hits it's golden... but one could describe all comedy this way

I'm rather cynical about humor

I don't watch American comedy movies, they're all seemingly designed for people with the IQ of the temperature outside (fahrenheit, of course, celsius is for plebeians)

I love absurdist humor the most, because it makes me laugh more than any other
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Celsius is for plebians?

How dare you?

The only reason to adopt the Fahrenheit scale is to look clever as opposed to us Celsius retards.


Obviously, the higher the number the cleverer we is, innit?
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
'Cunts' ;)
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Meh, math / short for mathematics to me.

Also, 1242ml the fuck is wrong just have a 1L bottle, or round up and a 1.5L

Annoyingly the beer companies are following a alarming change too, they're making the beer cans smaller than 440ml and charging the same, to get around paying less tax like they did watering it down.

So, now not only are they watering it down, they're making the standard sizing smaller too. I'm glad I have my own still I can make my own moonshine. If only I enjoyed spirits.. FFS
 
LoginNotSecure said:
Meh, math / short for mathematics to me.

Also, 1242ml the fuck is wrong just have a 1L bottle, or round up and a 1.5L

Annoyingly the beer companies are following a alarming change too, they're making the beer cans smaller than 440ml and charging the same, to get around paying less tax like they did watering it down.

So, now not only are they watering it down, they're making the standard sizing smaller too. I'm glad I have my own still I can make my own moonshine. If only I enjoyed spirits.. FFS
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Mate, if you survive the holocaust, I'll be there licking up yer dregs...
 
I like spirits @LoginNotSecure! What do you make your moonshine out of?

I vaguely remember getting a jar of posh "moonshine" with fruit in it, cherries I think.

I'd really like to try proper corn whiskey moonshine. I think traditionally they throw a peach in there too, which I would definitely eat.

I ate a scorpion saturated with vodka once. And a mescal worm. Anyone else eaten anything soaked in alcohol that they probably wouldn't otherwise? @F.U.B.A.R. I'm looking at you. Sucking vodka out of a carpet counts!
 
Oh yeah and I drank some kind of spirit with a cobra floating around in the bottle too. Little bits of it were floating around in the glass, but I drew the line at eating the snake. To this day I don't know if it was just ornamental or if it was actually intended to be drunk
 
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