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What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

koneko said:
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Some of our people hail from there. Glad you're enjoying it.

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From Tuscany, what can I say. It tastes like I should be on a marble veranda with wafts of lemon and cypress trees after a delicious rabbit and olive stew.

One can dream :)
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Yum. Love Tuscan wine. Sangiovese and rabbit stew sounds devine.
 
Going to dope myself to the eyeballs on morphine, then see if I can make it on crutches into the kitchen, get to the fridge and stick a shopping bag on top of a crutch, to fill it full of bottled Becks and Stella.
 
Limpet_Chicken said:
Going to dope myself to the eyeballs on morphine, then see if I can make it on crutches into the kitchen, get to the fridge and stick a shopping bag on top of a crutch, to fill it full of bottled Becks and Stella.
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Sounds like it's straight out of a Hunter S. Thompson piece :D
 
Why fill a shopping bag full of shitey lager? I realise crutches are involved but surely the fact that said shitey lager will only get warmer by the minute suggests that dragging oneself on one's arse to get singles would be a better option, no?
 
What do you mean singles? I've got bottles of beer in the fridge. Its that or no beer. And I like becks, its good lager. Stella not as much but still nothing terribly wrong with it.

I'm not leaving the house to BUY beer, I have beer I just have to go and get beer, transfer beer from fridge in kitchen to floor next to sofa, retransfer beer from floor to gob.

I've got a little of my bottle of coke left, only a wee bit, and I'm thirsty.

How appropriate that after drinking, it gets put back in a big can meant for alcohol. methanol, yes but still, kinda apropos:P
 
The shopping bag is to get as much beer as possible without moving any more than needs be. I can barely move because of a sodding great big fucking hole in my foot. To move, is agonizing. Decided I'm not going to use morphine to get to the kitchen, but whip up some prope and whilst I've got no points in my movement range, but plenty propionyl chloride right here and a rig to plug (PH-adjusted, of course) 5-700mg of the result.

Taking one beer at a time would just mean that I'd be screaming in pain for multiple times the requisite minimum agonizing fuckbegotten bastarding misery.
 
Don Luigi said:
I think he means to get as much as possible in one trip because of his foot.

He's not using crutches for the craic :p
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I know that :p

Was suggesting dragging oneself along on one's arse seems a reasonable possibility to minimise foot pains whilst maximising beer coolness. Adsmittedly I say that from the standpoint of not having a massive great hole in my foot...
 
Quite. Its about the diameter of a bb pellet short of the size from edge to edge of a 50 pence piece. Bad enough, but being already cursed with a squirrely immune system, it took infection, and that turned it into an absolutely screaming holy-fucking-shitbox level of shrieking agony And bollocksed if I am dragging myself on my arse like some kinda politician. I wouldn't be setting down my afflicted foot (or whats sodding left of it at any rate) on the ground, just using the two crutches and my other leg to support all of my body weight, kind of hopping from place to place, rather than using the crutches to just take some weight off the fucked up foot. There is no WAY it can be put down on anything, because it really is shocking.
 
Didn't have to howl in agony to get beer as it turned out. Got the beer brought to my side when my old man came down for a midnight snack.


Looks like I'll be using that empty MeOH jug quite a lot tonight. Best done before I whack up my next belt of morphine and get the prope dope on the go, because trying to relax the smooth muscle lining of the bladder works like fucking shite on the gear, and that goes just as much of course for morphine or dipropionylmorphine. Morphine, oddly, being somewhat less of a problem than prope. And trying to do the opposite...no. Just. No. With a cunting great put in my foot, twatting jesus H, No.
 
It's a sad day when Aussie piss, in the form of Fosters, is all that is available.
I may not be a junkie any longer but I sense I'm developing a teeny tiny alcohol problem. Damn drugs. 8)
 
Limpet_Chicken said:
The shopping bag is to get as much beer as possible without moving any more than needs be. I can barely move because of a sodding great big fucking hole in my foot. To move, is agonizing. Decided I'm not going to use morphine to get to the kitchen, but whip up some prope and whilst I've got no points in my movement range, but plenty propionyl chloride right here and a rig to plug (PH-adjusted, of course) 5-700mg of the result.

Taking one beer at a time would just mean that I'd be screaming in pain for multiple times the requisite minimum agonizing fuckbegotten bastarding misery.
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As a previous long-term crutch user, I highly recommend a backpack for your carrying needs around the house (and out), then hands are free for crutches. Have you got a cool box and some of those cool blocks you keep in the freezer you can put your beer in to have by your side? (Don't think that'll fit in the back pack but Dad could carry it over or you could tie a rope to it and pull it over from the comfort of your chair)
Think I'd better have a glass of red and shut up
 
Drinking a reasonably expensive pinot noir from a good producer and great vintage and well its not worth a quarter of what i paid $60. Good pinot is expensive to make so i dont mind paying the bucks as its my favourite wine but getting something like this is a real let down. Especially as i bought a dozen expecting it to be a cracker.

I think the rest will be sent to auction. Life is too short for bad wine.

Opening up something else.
 
consumer said:
Life is too short for bad wine.
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I know what my next tattoo is going to be :D

At 60$ a bottle I would be pretty annoyed also - mind you here wine is so expensive, a normal bottle will set you back 30/40$ - cheap bottles will be about 20$.
 
Bearlove said:
I know what my next tattoo is going to be :D

At 60$ a bottle I would be pretty annoyed also - mind you here wine is so expensive, a normal bottle will set you back 30/40$ - cheap bottles will be about 20$.
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I dont often spend over that. Some specific wines i will pay into the hundreds for but i dont buy those by the dozen. You can buy drinkable wine here for around $6. I mostly spend between $15 - $30 for drink now wines. A little more for stuff that i age. I wish i enjoyed cheap wine now as i used to but i have well and truly spoilt my pallete. 2nd bottle opened is much nicer and was less than half the price of the other.
 
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