Sammy G
Ex-Bluelighter
I tried to be similarly controversial, but looking back people thought I was a girl anyway. So it didn't really have the desired effect.
No MDB - pink drinks normally. Great username by the way. My second favourite Lemonheads song!
Me too. My arse used to get pinched all the time in nightclubs. My long hair at the time always stayed very shiny - from behind I looked like Rachel from Friends (except with a skinnier arse)
The look of horror when I turned around and gurned at them was always worthwhile
Jack is okay - always available, not offensive. I prefer Jim Beam if we're talking bourbon within a similar price range, but it does the job.
A nice IPA. Not quite Worthington's White Shield, but a worthi alternative.