
Putin ‘given three years to live’ and ‘is losing eyesight due to illness’ spy claims
Putin’s limbs are ‘shaking uncontrollably’ according to Russian spy, following recent footage of the president gripping table

Lol Russia, who gives a fiddlers fuck if they have a demigorgan we got Amber Heard baby
I know which one I’d rather take a bath with.
HahahahaI take it your watching Stranger Things?
As for Amber I would be anxious I would say the wrong thing and she would shit in the bath. I am not into kink shaming but that's not not for me.
Hahahaha
Your caution is probably wise brother! No I’m in the same boat I’d definitely prefer a bath that the transvestite donkey witch hasn’t shat in. I don’t think she can help it tho might just be one of those things like “ fuck it I’m taking a shit “ Stees bath, my bath any bath… hard not to take it personal though but yeah fuck it.
I wouldn’t expect anything less from a certified geniusAs this is a highly probable situation for me to find myself in I am going to follow your logic to the letter.
You mean 'Mutate & Survive'?Yeh, I remember those. Scary shit. Schools handing out 'Protect and Survive' booklets telling you how to make a shelter out of doors. In four fuckin minutes. As if...
I'm not really scared now, I've had my life - but I fear for my kids...
Yeah, but Dr. Strangelove has that stupidly detailed quality that is at the heart of so much, British black comedy. One of the great lines being, "gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War room" (Kubrick was a total anglophile)I am legend/the road are films....
Full scale exchange? Nowhere in the northern hemisphere will survive. Look at the shit from one fucked reactor caused. Now most nukes use plutonium as the fissile material and only about 3% gets converted into energy. The rest is vapourized. Now lots of nukes equals a radioactive cinder.We are definitely all going to die
Nuclear war otoh? I'm not so sure & I live in a relative global backwater so it's easy to not notice all this shizz
OT but Dan Carlin's episode about Hiroshima of his series on the pacific theatre of WWII is something else. i mean everything he has done is brilliant (that i've heard, i'll eventually pay for everything he's done but only listened to what's free on spotify) but its stuck with me.The comment about Hiroshima, "the living envied the dead", still scares me...
I remember watching the fictional documentary style program about a nuclear attack on Sheffield.
Isn't Putin also dying of some sickness though?Do not dare move this thread to CE&P. I don't want right-wing American assholes wiping themselves all over this thread. The odd stray can hopefully be crushed. This is for serious discussion and the immensely strange thoughts and humour of the UK druggy cunts massive.
So what thinks you? The facts so far.
Putin releases mental statement harking back to Tsarist russian empires while denying he'll invade Ukraine where he has amassed 200,000 troops on the border.
Putin invades Ukraine.
Putin says he won't bomb civilians as it's a peace-keeping special operation not a war.
He bombs civilians and it is a war.
Putin is still immensely strong IMO. And immensely close to Nazism (while saying he is denazifying Ukraine). All very 1984.
Russia seem a bit bogged down. Some people think they will retreat and Putin will stfu.
Putin will not stfu. And they are not retreating.
And he's twice hinted at nuclear in the last 7 days.
Biggest threat to the world in 60 years (Cuban missile crisis) or...what exactly?
I find valium comforting at times like these.