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🎄 Christmas 🎄 Welcome, kruds, to Festivus 2023

kiely said:
Have soup !!! 🎄

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NO SOUP FOR YOU!
 
deficiT said:
😁on this👈 day 🗓️🗓️in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ Christopher 😮‍💨 Columb-ASS 😘🍑🍑🍑✌️and 🐒 his SLUTTY 😩😩😩 PILGRIMS 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 landed🛶 at Plymouth COCK!!! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩they came ⛵⛵ from 🇬🇧England🇬🇧💂🍆😏 in search 🔎🔎of more 😎dicks to suck 💦💦💦😩and 🤪🤪🤪 holes 🕳️🕳️to fuck👉👌🤪🤪. all the 😱NAKED😱 indians🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 let 😩the pilgrims 🦃 SLOBBER 🤤🤤🤤 ALL OVER THEIR 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 CORNCOBS🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽. at the first american🇺🇸🇺🇸 ORGY🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬👫 the indians🇮🇳 brought the 🥩🥦🥥🥧🍓🥨🥪🥟 food🍔🍕🍘🍤🍠🍟 and the 🥺🥺 pilgrims 🤪 brought ✝️salvation✝️💒💒🙏 and PRIVATE PART 🍆🍑🍪PROPERTY 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡 HOE-cahontas 😍😍 was 🥵 such a SLUT🥵🥵😎💋 she got 😷🦠smallpox🦠😷 but at least there weren't any SMALL 🤏 COCKS 🍆🍆!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️ time to GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃 on DICK 🙈🙈 at the SPANKsgiving 👋👋🍑 THOTluck 🥳🤤so load 🍕🍔🥟🥪🥨🍓🥧🥥🍤🍠🍟 up your plate 🍽️🍽️🍽️ and say grace 🙏🙏🙏🕋✝️😇👼 slather butter🧈 on 🤭 your cousins 🧑‍🌾 BUNS 🍑🍑🤤🤤🤤 let 💖daddy💖🧔 pour 😩 his 😩 GRAVY 💦💦all over 🥰 your 🦃🦃 BREAST 💦😩 make sure 😁 granny 👵 gets 😌 a STUFFING 👉👌😏😏😏 gnaw 👁️👄👁️ on your uncles 🧔 HUGE 😱 JUICY 😱 CORN😱 COB😱🌽💦 and lick 👅👅👅the 🍼CREAM🍼 off 🙊🙉🙈 your aunties 🙋‍♀️ CUMPKIN 🥧🥧 PIE 🥧🥧 now 😌 spread 🍆 those turkey legs 🦵🦵💃and let's 👀👀👀👀👀 see 🤔🤔how many 🤪🤪BEER CANS🍻🍻 we can 🤜🤜 shove 🤜🤜in 🤌🤌this 🤔bird's🦃🦃🦃🦃 GAPING HOLE 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️SEND 💌➡️📭 THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 👯👯👯👯👯SLUTTIEST 🦃TURKEYS🦃‼️‼️‼️‼️ GET 0️⃣ BACK 🤭 AND YOU'RE A BASIC 😒 MANBERRY SALAD 🤢🤮 BITCH 😡😡😡GET 5️⃣ BACK ✨ AND YOU'RE A 🍂🍁🍂🍁THICCSGIVING🍁🍂🍁🍂 THOTTIE 😍😍😍😍😍 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 😲😲 AND 😳 YOU'RE 😼 A GRAVY 💦💦 GARGLING 💦💦PILGRIM 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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A+ for effort. Took me a minute to decipher your hieroglyphs fam. Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
 
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