🎄 Christmas 🎄 Welcome, kruds, to Festivus 2023

[Mysterier]

By order of Dumbledore and @neversickanymore, Festivus is upon us.

 

[deficiT]

 

[neversickanymore]

and all is again well on this beautiful blue ball!

 

[mal3volent]

By order of Dumbledore and @neversickanymore, Festivus is upon us.

Time to get merry bitches.

 

[AngelsandFairiesarereal]

 

[mal3volent]

 

[xtcgrrrl]

Hope Santa brings me some sleep this year

 

[ghostfreak]

Hope Santa brings me some sleep this year

All moms and dads lol.

 

[xtcgrrrl]

All moms and dads lol.

True. But I can’t speak for the dads cuz I ain’t one

 

[Snafu in the Void]

keeping up with the family tradition of getting ultra stoned on Thanksgiving

 

[Mysterier]

720 baste it.

 

[Jen X]

He was a fantastic underrated actor. He wasn't a drinker in real life either but sure played a great one

 

[deficiT]

on this day in Christopher Columb-ASS and his SLUTTY PILGRIMS landed at Plymouth COCK!!! they came from England in search of more dicks to suck and holes to fuck. all the NAKED indians let the pilgrims SLOBBER ALL OVER THEIR CORNCOBS. at the first american ORGY the indians brought the food and the pilgrims brought salvation and PRIVATE PART PROPERTY HOE-cahontas was such a SLUT she got smallpox but at least there weren't any SMALL COCKS !!!! time to GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE on DICK at the SPANKsgiving THOTluck so load up your plate and say grace slather butter on your cousins BUNS let daddy pour his GRAVY all over your BREAST make sure granny gets a STUFFING gnaw on your uncles HUGE JUICY CORN COB and lick the CREAM off your aunties CUMPKIN PIE now spread those turkey legs and let's see how many BEER CANS we can shove in this bird's GAPING HOLE SEND THIS TO OF YOUR SLUTTIEST TURKEYS GET BACK AND YOU'RE A BASIC MANBERRY SALAD BITCH GET BACK AND YOU'RE A THICCSGIVING THOTTIE GET BACK AND YOU'RE A GRAVY GARGLING PILGRIM

 

[Burnt Offerings]

Amen!

 

[kiely]

keeping up with the family tradition of getting ultra stoned on Thanksgiving

 

[xtcgrrrl]

on this day in Christopher Columb-ASS and his SLUTTY PILGRIMS landed at Plymouth COCK!!! they came from England in search of more dicks to suck and holes to fuck. all the NAKED indians let the pilgrims SLOBBER ALL OVER THEIR CORNCOBS. at the first american ORGY the indians brought the food and the pilgrims brought salvation and PRIVATE PART PROPERTY HOE-cahontas was such a SLUT she got smallpox but at least there weren't any SMALL COCKS !!!! time to GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE on DICK at the SPANKsgiving THOTluck so load up your plate and say grace slather butter on your cousins BUNS let daddy pour his GRAVY all over your BREAST make sure granny gets a STUFFING gnaw on your uncles HUGE JUICY CORN COB and lick the CREAM off your aunties CUMPKIN PIE now spread those turkey legs and let's see how many BEER CANS we can shove in this bird's GAPING HOLE SEND THIS TO OF YOUR SLUTTIEST TURKEYS GET BACK AND YOU'RE A BASIC MANBERRY SALAD BITCH GET BACK AND YOU'RE A THICCSGIVING THOTTIE GET BACK AND YOU'RE A GRAVY GARGLING PILGRIM

I ain’t reading all that

Happy for you tho

Or sorry that happened

 

[ghostfreak]

on this day in Christopher Columb-ASS and his SLUTTY PILGRIMS landed at Plymouth COCK!!! they came from England in search of more dicks to suck and holes to fuck. all the NAKED indians let the pilgrims SLOBBER ALL OVER THEIR CORNCOBS. at the first american ORGY the indians brought the food and the pilgrims brought salvation and PRIVATE PART PROPERTY HOE-cahontas was such a SLUT she got smallpox but at least there weren't any SMALL COCKS !!!! time to GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE on DICK at the SPANKsgiving THOTluck so load up your plate and say grace slather butter on your cousins BUNS let daddy pour his GRAVY all over your BREAST make sure granny gets a STUFFING gnaw on your uncles HUGE JUICY CORN COB and lick the CREAM off your aunties CUMPKIN PIE now spread those turkey legs and let's see how many BEER CANS we can shove in this bird's GAPING HOLE SEND THIS TO OF YOUR SLUTTIEST TURKEYS GET BACK AND YOU'RE A BASIC MANBERRY SALAD BITCH GET BACK AND YOU'RE A THICCSGIVING THOTTIE GET BACK AND YOU'RE A GRAVY GARGLING PILGRIM

Wtf?

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

4 weeks till Mooloks birthday, yay!

 

[kiely]

Have soup !!!

 

[Jen X]

Just my boyfriend and i for Christmas this year, trying to get him to take DMT but damn can't even get him to drink coffee. Maybe spike the eggnog