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Weirdest things you've found?

mr.buffnstuff

mr.buffnstuff

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So today me and mrs.buffnstuff was out for a drive, I pulled up at the side of the River Trent to have a walk and I see a holdall stuck the the hedge near the edge of te water.... I pulled it out and it felt heavy, but nothing could prepare me for what I was about to find!
I opened it up and tipped it out there was masses of porn mags and DVDs, women's underwear, a 'pussy pump' dildos and vibrators, Vaseline, poppers, baby oil, a digital camera with no memory card and 2x memory sticks! I retrieved the memory sticks and camera for closer inspection later.
But what the hell!? What's the weirdest things you've found?
 
a friend of mine found a holdall in her drive with a lawyers wig and robes. She gave it to me and i put it on ebay. Wore it around the house watching Judge John Deed a bit first. :)
 
I got to ask how do you know what a Pussy Pump is?.....
Possibly one of the most grim things ever I've seen on the Internet, the effects are terrible :(

Had to laugh at "I retrieved the memory sticks and camera for closer inspection later"
My inbox is empty & I wait to sample the goods as I am on my own today.

Most weird find would have to be clothes deep in a forest, I mean everything top, jeans, pants, shoes etc.
 
re: pussy pumps, the resulting images I've seen of the after effects have never been, erm, arousing in any way, that's fer sure
 
If anyone wants to upload the pic of what I emptied out the bag give me an email adress and I'll send the pic over. Unfortunately I kicked the pussy pump out the way pre photo :(
 
You are trying to tell me you found these memory cards 2 and a half hours a go and have still not had a look what's on there. I might be stupid but i'm not that stupid. Take the pussy pump off your face and upload the pictures with haste.
 
ponch said:
You are trying to tell me you found these memory cards 2 and a half hours a go and have still not had a look what's on there. I might be stupid but i'm not that stupid. Take the pussy pump off your face and upload the pictures with haste.
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Indeed :D
 
ponch said:
You are trying to tell me you found these memory cards 2 and a half hours a go and have still not had a look what's on there. I might be stupid but i'm not that stupid. Take the pussy pump off your face and upload the pictures with haste.
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It doesn't go on the face :(
 
Ive found a porn book in a bush... you wont ever find one ever again... porn magazines / books are out of fashion tbh

All about HD Porn!!
 
found a real vagina in a bush once.

Right OK I found what I thought was half a Dalek in the woods, I have no idea what it really was it looked like half a dalek. 1979.
 
No it was all electrics, in half a hexagonal cross-section. Like a dalek :D cut through vertically. Maybe a third of the lower half of a dalek.
 
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