Found a kitten that had been mutilated by tail-stealing motherfuckers while tripping heavily on shrooms one night...
...got the cat home after a four hour tragi-comedy that involved both the AA and the coppers at different points (don't ask) to discover said feline to be Manx, and not mutilated whatsoever 8)
lmao
I once found a 50g pack of Golden Virgina... more accurately a very drunk person who i wouldn't see again left it in my car.
As I don't smoke I wondered what to do with it. Kept it in my pocket, as i'm sure i could find someone who would appreciate it. I saw a homeless person on the street trying to light a fag so i chucked him the packet. You should have seen his face light up. I'm telling you, homeless people hate the "I'll buy you food instead of giving you drug money" shit. Chuck 'em some booze or fags and it makes their night completely.
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