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Weed and shit to do...

Two stoners said "funner" and one was so ashamed he actually edited his post. And another stoner with no motivation was too lazy to put:
I smoke two joints in the morning/
I smoke two joints at night/
I smoke two joints in the afternoon/
It makes me feel alright/
I smoke two joints in time of peace/
And two in time of war/
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints/
And then I smoke two more
 
Looks like your the dumb one you douchebag.
"stoners are dumb" hahahahah fuck you stupid fuck.
Damn, can't argue with that logic. You have totally and absolutely swayed my opinion of stoners. Good job! Are you in the middle school debate club or something? Because I see a bright future for you in politics, or maybe even a management position at McDonald's if you're lucky.
-Astian
[This message has been edited by Astian (edited 15 July 2001).]
 
well, if you're going to go off on a grammar tangent (funner instead of more fun), make sure not to forget to point out that he used "your" instead of "you're" when calling you a douchebag...
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not all stoners are morons... really.
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You know, wicked & PhreeX, I respect the two of you a hell of a lot, and usually hold you in highest of esteem, but...
What's up with all the hostility? I mean, granted, as a "group", perhaps people who use marijuana aren't the brightest statistically, but I'm sure shitting on the heads of kids isn't going to help much. Granted, it's not high end, it's not healthy, and it doesn't keep you sharp, but for a couple of people who were griping about users making posts that say "Heroin is bad, uh-huh," you certainly don't cut the stoners any slack.
So what's up with the double standard? Someone want to explain it to me? I don't get it. Probably because I'm just another dumb stoner, a-hur hur.
 
Most of the things that Phreex said are true,but none of the stoners want to admit it.For me,he hit it right on the money with number 4. I was basically everything he said about stoners in his post,but i cut back on that everyday, all day smoking bullshit.
I mean Jesus fucking christ do you stoners really want to be stoned all the damn time.If you do,then you just don't have any type of life.I still smoke occasionally,but now that I do drugs that are good, I realize how fucking stupid I was and how fucking stupid everyone who smokes the stuff all the time and becomes a complete burnout.But i guess that's fine and dandy for all of the stoners,so go on and smoke all you want.As for me I'd rather take percocets and klonopin and adderall occasionally.
 
you mean all black people don't smoke weed?
well, fuck me then.
hee hee.
i'm smoking and studying for the bar right now because i'm not allowed to go out until two weekends from now.
then i'm going to thailand to smoke more weed!
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"Ass, cash, or grass. Nobody rides for free."
 
many of the things said about stoners are true. thats why they are stoners and not something else...
its just like ravers.. while i am not going to compare the two, ravers know most of the stuff thats said about them is true, though they dont care...
stereotypes dont come by themselves.. theres mostly truth behind them.
and going nuts because some people cant take a part of this truth is absolutely unneeded.
to each his own, i dont care if you prefer to get stoned or high. whatever
 
i am a lover of all drugs, to begin with, but i find that herb is the most versitile of them all, or at least for me, because i can go to my job stoned, and maybe even tripping a little, but its not like i can do everything i do in a day on some of the better shit out there, which is why god gave us pot, for the downtimes when we dont have other drugs to use...now on to the topic of this post...i just put on a good greatful dead cd and drive around, usually to burger king and to dunken donuts, and then back to burger king, and after that just find some good shade to park in and sit there and stare at the sky or something...of course i do not think that i could ever see "the wall" (pink floyd) enough times, or "fear and loathing in las vegas"...or cheech and chong for that matter...hehe oh yeah to all you out there who are anti-stoner, you should be ashamed of yourselves hehe...POT RULES!!! hehe
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
 
stoneing out is great,
I just hate the fact that when you do it a lot, you tend to be slower. ever try to have a good conversation with a pot head???
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Hell, I barely respect myself. I can be hostile because I smoked weed everyday for about two years before realizing that it just isn't all that great. To answer the post from a few year old standpoint: drive, go to McDonald's, smoke more, or go to school
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With all the hostility against stoners, please don't reply with anything to prove our points like:
stoneing out is great
We don't need any help.
 
Well I really love to smoke weed and then get on-line and do some research on things like Quantum Physics, Astronomy and most any kind of science really. Try it sometime! It's amazing learning about how our universe actually works, and if you're stoned the information you've just learned can sometimes blow you away
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Listening to music is, of course, always a primary. I find Drum&Bass the best for getting stoned. Actually then again... everything sounds pretty wicked when I'm stoned
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I smoke pot everynight and my spelling is definately not below average. But I'm not the majority of stoners...
Come on! Stick to the subject guys. What do you like to do on weed?
 
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I smoke pot everynight and my spelling is definately not below average. But I'm not the majority of stoners...
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too bad you spelled definitely wrong.
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I guess I don't smoke "enough" to be considered a "stoner" in the true sense of the word, but when I DO smoke, I like to either chill out with my friends (and play with the Harigamis) or watch TV or listen to music... I'm pretty boring... When I smoke, it's more to relax from a stressful day or week than anything....
 
HiVe MiND, I've obviously misjudged stoners. I don't know too much about Quantum Physics, so could you please explain the string theory in detail? Be sure to reference what super strings are and describe in detail the seven dimensions.
Fucking stoner.
 
I like to house clean and make prank phone calls when I'm stoned.
God, I'm pathetic
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When I checked out this thread I wasn't expecting much... a collage of little favorite stony activities, a trivial OD topic that left room for boring, unimportant ramblings...
Little did I know...
I'll try not to go on for long about this, because I actually want to respond to the topic, but it seems like this pot topic's creating unnecessary heat (i hope I spelt necessary right... wait, is spelt a word?)
It seems that a LOT of the anti-stoner diatribes are coming from people who obviously feel guilty about things they either did or didn't do when they were smoking pot on a more regular basis, more importantly, on an abusive basis. Get over yourself and your friends and accept that weed is globally accepted as a wonderful, essential drug.
It's pretty easy to tune out stoners... they shouldn't annoy you that much. Plus, of all the 'addicts' i know those who choose pot as the drug of choice seem to be on the whole-healthier and happier (if a little less go-get-em) than the rest of the crew.
And a final note before my stony activities: I love the dank, but like many fellow posters here, found myself too stoned, too often. While I made conscious attempts to pass up bowls whenever i knew I didn't want to smoke, I began taking piracetam (look on Erowid... too much info to explain) and it helped my highs amazingly after about 3-4 weeks of use. 60-day supply's [w/ cholergenic supplements] only the going rate for a chronic eighth, so I'd say it's well worth-it. This reaffirmed my love for cannabis and allows me to keep spinning out random ideas, some of which actually make sense to my fellow ganja children.
Ok! Fun stony activities (in the San Francisco Bay Area?)
music/dance-raves can get a bit high-drama for laid-back chizill tokers, so dub music is always a nice option...
Dub Mission at the Elbo Room is a good group of DJs and people...
justice league has some good stoned-sessions...
21+ unfortunately
Oh, just when I had gotten started...
What was I talking about?
Oh yes...SPELLING... who fucking cares... please... Good and Just Mods... tell anyone [including mods] who take up this space with rants about spelling ability to find a Grammar Queens' forum somewhere on the web... if you cannot do that, tell all these cranky bitches to snort some meth and play with themselves instead of sucking away the irie energy man...)
love.
 
I usually don't like getting stoned unless i'm going to be tweaking as well. And Phreex's stoner steriotypes are quite true. I used to have those contest's with my friends. We once made a kinda bong out of an old lamp, with the bowl where the lightbulb goes. Ahh, the good ole' days.
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Sometimes I'm dreaming,
she hopes to open shadowed eyes on a different world.
Come to me scared princess.
Charlotte sometimes.
"Charlotte Sometimes"
-the cure
 
Just like any tasty food, pot is essential.
Fortunately it's benign nature doesn't force users in need of a fix to suck dick, rob, kill, rent out your child for any paying customer's needs...
On the legal front pot smokers seem to be the most dedicated as well.
When was the last time you saw a 'shoot-in' (this would grammazmatically correct, right wicked? by the way in my last post I was talking about piracetam and its effects are greatly improved with hydergine, choline, etc. [I buy lucidril: cheap and good]) in Washington D.C.?
The pot smokers are fighting. Admittedly they have much more assistance in high places (that Men's Warehouse guy put up a shitload to get Prop. 215 in CA passed) to get the legal ball rolling, but let's recognize the importance of accepting drug users whose abuse symptoms are ever so much more safe (as far as the 'public health' threat of drugs goes) than abusers of "better shit" [bluelight users' slang for drugs they prefer to cannabis]
 
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