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If they somehow win the series they can blame KP for being a distraction, if they lose they can blame KP for letting the side down. Either way he'll spend the next 5-10yrs making a fortune as a 20/20 mercenary and trying to flog a tell all whinge fest autobiography when he is 45.
 
Any1 watching ?
It's fun !!!

10 off two balls fukin watch it if you can could be special doubt it but miracles n that

FUKERY
 
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CUNTFUK oris it no front foot no ball lets have it come on ENGLAND

Well that was exiting i blame KP . He told all the S/A bowlers how top get our boys out . It's true cos Bairstow the guy he had no prior knowledge of did really well.:sus:

Snide Cunt i personally never want to see him in a England shirt ever again . V. Good player , all round egotistical Prick though FUK HIM !
What do y'all think ?
 
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So then folks .

What is the opinion on KP he has been left out of the Test Squad for the Tour of India a place where we would really benefit from his skills .

Also we our defence of the T20 starting , not everyones cuppa but we are the current Champions . T20 is almost like a different sport to real cricket . It has evolved in to a game so removed from CRicket & some folk will never like it .
I do . As a seperate entity it has merits . The improvisation that you see is breathtaking & the fielding brilliant . Their is so much luck in it one over can change a game . The captain has to be really on the ball their is no time to try out a bowler or even a field change every ball is relevant.
Predicting a winner is impossible who would of thought we would be champions. India have the best player as their captain MS Dhoni is a great in all forms of the game .
Pakistan have the bowlers , but you would be nuts to bet on them cos fuk knows who else is ;)
The West Indies have the Big hitters Gayle is immense .
The Ozzies have decided to give their over oldies a run out . B. Hogg @ 41 The Hussey brothers both over 35.

Back to the tour of India , a really hard 4 match series . I remember Cook getting his debut & scoring a ton , he will be a big player & it will be interesting to see how he handles the captaincy .
If we can get a win or two over their it could put the KP thing to bed . No doubt his on pitch presence will be missed , not so much in the dressing room .
 
You could do all right in India, I'm thinking. They killed NZ in the first test, but we gave them a hard time in the second and were in with a chance of winning it for a while there. You guys haven't seen either of their spinners yet, Ojha or Ashwin. They gave us a really hard time, but I'd expect Cook and co will play them a bit better than McCullum. Their quicks didn't do much, and Tendulkar is ready for retirement at last.
 
On the KP thing....we're obviously being kept in the dark regarding some important (at least to the ECB) detail. I'm pretty sure it was the straw that broke Strauss's back. And the indications are its serious enough for the ECB never to forgive him. Can't help his case he's still going after A nderson and Swann. England aren't likely to jettison those two are they?

On being kept in the dark...wonder what it is with Ravi Bopara? Probably something boring like a marriage crisis but it's fun to daydream he has a serious crack habit to get over or some such.

As for the 20/20....like you say Brimz, no point in predicting a winner. So I'll go with Sri Lanka. Can't believe England have much chance but Briggs and Finn are in form and it would be nice if your Somerset boy whose name escapes me could score a few more 32's off 10 balls.

Still not my cup of tea though mate.
 
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On being kept in the dark...wonder what it is with Ravi Bopara? Probably something boring like a marriage crisis but it's fun to daydream he has a serious crack habit to get over or some such.

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=D haha . Yeah Ravi on the old glass Dick . Maybe it's endemic in cricket that would explain all the mental breakdowns . Remember old Asif and his Opium ? Gouching in the dock at the Old Bailey .

Non cricket fans don't know what their missing .
 
Remember Dermot Reeve got the sack for being regularly coked up on air. And who was that other Warwickshire bloke who got banned for drugs - first person to be banned I think. I saw an interview with him somewhere when he was asked what happened next. Basically he went to Texas whorehouses and ate MDMA for three years. What was his name....

EDIT Paul Smith. Google him. His autobiography is called Wasted.
 
Not forgetting Chris Lewis & his Liquid Cocaine Importing. Not as boring as some think . Flintoff & his boozing was epic , the Pedalo he could have died ffs.#
Also when he was plastered in 2005 didn't he puke in a vase at no 10 ?
 
Jesus I forgot Chris Lewis. He got 13 years. Still inside.

And that Sussex bloke. can't remember names, completely stoned sorry. Fast bowler. Ed Giddins? Coke again. Sells Christmas trees in Chiswick in December.
 
I think in all seriousness that we are on to something here mate. All the evidence is there , it's just the ECB that keep a lid on it . Some day someone will write a very revealing book . I hope !
 
Probably libellous on a public forum Brimz so I'll just say I used to live with a bloke who did pantomime with Ian Botham every winter (my mate was a stilt walker circus act type thing) and because my mate was big (and a big druggie) he was given the job of keeping Botham out of trouble. If you get me. I know some very juicy stories on Both.

And let's not forget his good friendship with the master himself, Viv Richards. A man who knows one end of a joint from another.

Yeah, there's a book here. :)
 
Fukin Miles of stuff .
Cricketers are or at least were very accessible . I have met a few . Notably Murali, Vaas & Malinga when they were staying at the same hotel as us . Really nice guys Malinga was really shy .
Over here i've met loads down at Bath . One of the nicest was Martin Crowe a proper bloke & a good laugh.
Oh yeah Charlotte Edwards was really nice as well i have a photo of me with her.
In Bath everyone claims to be involved in bringing Sir Viv Richards to England !! I think a local bookmaker was his sponsor .
The Class thing is part of cricket what with Lords & the ECB but it's more of a commoners sport than some think .
 
No I haven't read it Brimz but perhaps I should. Just watched the YouTube clip of him talking about the book....interesting bloke. Doesn't seem to see eye to eye with Keith Piper, another druggy cricketer. Another WARWICKSHIRE druggy cricketer.
 
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And let's not forget his good friendship with the master himself, Viv Richards. A man who knows one end of a joint from another.
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There is more than one reason they called him the Master Blaster. There were quite a few Kiwi cricketers on the hooter in the Caribbean over the years. It was that or steel drum lessons during a rain break.

South Africa are looking solid in the 20/20, admittedly Zimbabwe are there to make up the numbers.
 
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Hey Brimz, your county has given us another.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/585337.html
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haha Hes' quality as well did you clock his 9 for ? Obviously performance enhaced .

Yeah it does . I remember getting a bit of derided for bowling slowly & admitting it !! Well the good hash enabled me to get better accuracy & control think about it . If i was quick i wouldn't have got a bowl we had loads of v good quicks.

I'll pm you with some names .

Abdur Rehman Get 9 Wickets Vs Worcestershire - 2012

man deserves a spliff especially if he teetotal
 
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I'm sorry, but the simple fact that Australia (whose 20/20 form had up until this past month been fucking terrible) is in the semis to me reflects how fucking rubbish 20/20 form of the game is. It is quite often a lottery and requires very few of the skills of cricket that for me makes it a fantastic sport. Where is the building pressure, the mental fatigue, the forward defensive shot? Fuck 20/20 and the bastards who use it to rape Test cricket.

In other news I am looking forward to the First Test Aus v SA next month at the Gabba. This series should be a cracker.
 
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