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- Thread starter Eveleivibe
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F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
True. I realise they're getting a bit saggy and past their best by then, but as long as they're not too hairy then I don't mind
Fuck, someone kill me now - please think of the children...
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Yeah OK....where do you live?
In the school bushes...
consumer
Bluelighter
Sometimes on the park benches um helping the homeless
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Also sometimes down the docks doing "favours for sailers"
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Also sometimes in the crack dens sucking cock for rock...
consumer
Bluelighter
Always performing a public service. Admirable.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Your just constantly changing location so I can't find you....
Be aware that my job involves driving at stupid speed to places when I havent got the faintest idea where I am....
We have VERY high tech sat navs and I have a government exemption to drive on blue lights and ignore road traffic laws ...
I'll find you...
Be aware that my job involves driving at stupid speed to places when I havent got the faintest idea where I am....
We have VERY high tech sat navs and I have a government exemption to drive on blue lights and ignore road traffic laws ...
I'll find you...
consumer
Bluelighter
Me or FUBAR? You cant find me because i am in the future. Its almost Monday here.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Well FUBAR mainly....
But dont worry ....I'll find you too....my ambo has a fulx capacitor...
But dont worry ....I'll find you too....my ambo has a fulx capacitor...
consumer
Bluelighter
Oh shit. I didn't count on that.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Told you the sat nav was high tech....
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Ooh.. chase me!
We could emulate the closing sketch of every Benny Hill show - but a gay version.
We just need about 10 Bluelighters to stand at random locations around the park in their skimpy briefs. Then I'll go for a jog through the park wearing a posing pouch, fishnets and nipple tassles. Every time I pass one of the others, they give chase, until they've all 'come out' (see wot I did there?). Finally, you come screeching through the park gates in yer meat wagon, bluelight on and the Benny Hill theme tune blaring out instead of the siren. We'll then complete several pointless laps of the park as a cock crazed comedy conga in hilarious fast motion until I finally prostrate myself before your mercy.
BigG, please don't kill me until the others have finished...
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Actually that sounds like an average day at work...
Meh....
I'll find you......
Meh....
I'll find you......
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Just look out for my luminous butt plug and cock ring combo bobbing along down by the docks at night.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Men, women, animals, vegetables, fruit.....
FUBAR doesn't care....it's all the same to him...
Give him enough money for 2 litres of Frosty Jacks and half an ounce of Gold Leaf and he's game....
FUBAR doesn't care....it's all the same to him...
Give him enough money for 2 litres of Frosty Jacks and half an ounce of Gold Leaf and he's game....
consumer
Bluelighter
Yep that about sums it up.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
I'm still waiting for my cider & ciggies money...